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#2520283 ECSF : (5) New York Rangers vs. (2) Pittsburgh Penguins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 May 2014 - 08:43 PM

ARE U KIDDING ME

DID THE PENS JUST LOSE?


#2519540 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 May 2014 - 09:11 PM

 
I'm fairly sure that this guy is the same troll who frequents Mlive.  There's a guy over there who constantly rants about getting Ovechkin and moving Ericsson and Smith to forward.  It's super clever. 


Speaking of troll accounts and Mlive... :lol:

Good times.

 
Dude whatever.  Ovie sucks.  No way could some bum, who doesn't play defense, is notoriously selfish, and and only stands around looking for the one-timer, help us.  Even if he's good on the PP.
 
Wait...what's that?...You've got a picture for me...oh.  FML. 
 
brett-hull-with-the-2002-stanley-cup-10-


*BURNS WITH RAGE*


#2519277 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2014 - 02:11 PM

Hi people. Just found this place while searching for Red Wings draft needs and considerations. Wow. Seems like a lot of people know what to do!! I think the main hole they need to fill is top line sniper. I wonder if Ovechkin talks are out of the question???


Welcome to LGW, home of some of the coolest and most obnoxious Wings fans on the innanets. Where everyone is an armchair GM, Franzen is lazy and he sucks, we like our team, and most online shopping is completed at disney.com.

Pull up a chair, you can be our deadline acquisition.


#2519275 Now some gritty forwards.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2014 - 01:55 PM

Some need to slow down and read. We are talking about gritty forwards. talking about the D men that Holland has finally started to pick up the last few years doesn't help your point. Adding in Bodin, melen, janmark adds to my euro point.


How dare you. Hampus Melen is a god among men.


#2518814 ECSF : (4) Montreal Canadiens vs. (1) Boston Bruins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 May 2014 - 10:47 PM

@reporterchris: The Boston fans are pelting the Habs players with beer cans and other debris.

Scumbags. Are youf****** serious?


#2518566 WCSF : (7) Minnesota vs. (5) Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 May 2014 - 12:51 AM

I can't pick which thread to rage in, there are so many options. Literally every match up did not go the way I wanted it to in the first round. I feel like I am personally being trolled by the NHL. Because it's all about me, and I know Gary stays up nights plotting ways to gaslight me.


#2518497 The Franzen Hate.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2014 - 11:14 PM

@asktheduffer: Dany Heatley, the Canadian Franzen, has scored for #wild tonight. First playoff G since 2011.

:lol:

I love it when beat writers throw shade.


#2518423 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2014 - 06:21 PM

I keep coming in this thread to type something sarcastic like we need groins made out of mithril and we need our fans to stop being whiny ******* but then I just meh and go eat some ice cream.


#2517767 4th Annual Playoff Money On The Board!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 April 2014 - 06:10 PM

Sent. Rounded up to $25 just so I could send...something.

Here's to breaking the bank next year. LGW.


#2516460 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 02:52 PM

This team has sent me into such a desperate depression that I am now eating a chocolate bar with bacon inside of it. 


I'm a vegetarian, and that sounds amazing. I think that's also a sign of depression.


#2516255 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

Ok. I might as well do this now, since it may be the last time.

I'm gonna give butt pats.

Win or lose, we've had our fair share of adversity this year, and despite my depression, the future is bright. See you on the other side, y'all.

*pats butts*


#2516121 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 12:23 PM

Alfie in for Bert, Ouellet in for Kindl, Howard healthy enough to back up.


Wow, eat a dick Kindl


#2516074 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 11:51 AM

I'm here begrudgingly. I feel like this is Deathwatch. I hate this time of year. A win today would be great, but I feel like it's only delaying the inevitable. I just don't see how we take three in a row from the Bs. Would be nice to grind them down a bit for the next round, though, since I want them to metaphorically die in a fire.

I'll make myself and my negativity scarce. LGW.


#2515542 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 10:16 PM

I was so stupid

I thought we had this one


#2515481 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 10:04 PM

in labour? 


I WISH