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#2605024 Detroit Red Wings 2014/2015 Eulogy

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2015 - 12:54 PM

http://sports.yahoo...._medium=twitter

I hate these, but there you have it.

*pouts*


#2605010 Red Wings Fan Charged With Arson At Lightning Game

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2015 - 12:20 PM

Looking good, Hockeymom1960.


:lol:

I was just coming here to post that I swear it wasn't me, but this brings much more lulz.


#2604860 should mrazek get #1 tag next season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2015 - 01:54 AM

 
Thornton is one of the best setup guys in the game. He may not be good enough to be "the guy", but he is more then qualified to be a second line center. Plus his cap hit is pretty low for a player of his skill set (6.75 million for another 2 years). Having a guy like him come in would allow D & Z to play together on the first line. What is your issue with Thornton?
 


My issue with Thornton is *why*. Everyone ******* and makes fun of the Wings for signing guys in their mid 30s on the downside of their prime. Thornton embodies that. My issue is that signing Thornton would be the kind of thing the Wings would be *expected* to do. He's a prototypical Detroit Red Wings Signing ™. We need to step outside of ourf****** comfort zone and try to fill in the middle--no more young guys in their early 20s with minimal experience. No more aging vets. I want prime meat, dammit! GIVE ME A 28 YEAR OLD STUD!!!!!

*ahem*

I also don't want to see Thornton stroke his rooster whilst wearing the winged wheel, but that's beside the point...


#2604853 should mrazek get #1 tag next season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2015 - 01:13 AM

Good lord, Thornton?

I'm so glad teams aren't run on the internet...


#2604827 Things you would like to see for 2015-16 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2015 - 12:09 AM

A Stanley Cup


#2604764 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 10:47 PM

 
Barf. Why on earth would you root for that scum bag PK?


Because he's a great player and seems like a decent guy? Because he does his job and gets under people's skin? Sure, he's immature and impulsive (Smith's disease), and sometimes he crosses the line. He's certainly not the only one who does.

So I agree. Go Habs Go!


#2604750 Who is the coach next season?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 10:40 PM

Babcock. If not him, then Blashill. He's waited patiently. I don't see them looking outside the org for this one.


#2604706 should mrazek get #1 tag next season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 10:20 PM

I don't know that he should start the season, but god damn am I proud of that kid. Comes in as a rookie, starts the playoffs and gives the team every opportunity to win. Multiple shutouts.

The future is bright, y'all.


#2604565 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 09:36 PM

I unfollowed Cotsonika on Twitter to make myself feel better


#2604553 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 09:33 PM

So in what game do you think subban breaks Johnson's wrist?


Hopefully during game 1 warmups


#2604482 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 09:19 PM

I hope Montreal shoves a bacon-wrapped pizza straight up the Bolts' asses and says "this is for Detroit you retiree-******* smegma crusts"

Or something


#2604100 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 08:26 PM

@KenKalDRW: Finger nail biting time. Season on the line for both teams. 0-0 after 40 minutes. #whatabattle

THANKS KEN NONE OF US WERE AWARE OF THAT


#2604027 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 08:11 PM

Take a deep breath everyone.  :D


WHO CAN BREATHE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!


#2604005 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 08:08 PM

Luke Glendening had a birthday yesterday. Which he shares with Nick Lidstrom. Why was this not a local holiday?


There was a big party. In my pants. Guest list was short.


#2604000 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 April 2015 - 08:07 PM

I'M GONNA SHANK SOMEONE