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#2439628 9/28 Pre-Season GDT : at Toronto Maple Leafs 3, Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 September 2013 - 07:15 PM

Great save!


#2439625 9/28 Pre-Season GDT : at Toronto Maple Leafs 3, Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 September 2013 - 07:12 PM

"Sometimes you get anxious to jump to the hole."

I'm sorry, I thought I was watching a hockey game...


#2439607 9/28 Pre-Season GDT : at Toronto Maple Leafs 3, Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 September 2013 - 06:22 PM

I just peed.

*stares at scoreboard*


#2439586 9/28 Pre-Season GDT : at Toronto Maple Leafs 3, Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

 
ewwwwww juices?  Ugh...I just threw up in my mouth.  lol.

:lol: Pee juices. They're necessary for success tonight, apparently. *shrugs*

Edit: Pee Juices is a great band name.

Edit 2: They could open for Andy and the Whipping Boys.


#2439583 9/28 Pre-Season GDT : at Toronto Maple Leafs 3, Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 September 2013 - 05:11 PM

Bad news, guys. I have a sinus headache so no booze tonight to get the juices flowing. I have, however, been drinking copious amounts of tea for this evening's festivities. We'll see if the same strategy is effective for the Detroit Griffins. *fingers crossed*


#2439499 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 09:29 PM

 
I didn't play... I don't get a butt pat  :crybaby:


Butt pats always apply to anyone who participates in the GDT.


#2439490 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 09:09 PM

Good game, good game. *pats butts*


...



*goes pee*


#2439469 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 08:52 PM

Admittedly I've been drinking a lot (whaaaaat?) and have to pee again. Should I hold it? I don't want to abuse the privilege...


#2439456 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 08:42 PM

OMG I JUST PEED DID WE UNLOCK THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE

Edit: you guys realize that if this works I'll have to keep doing it until it doesn't work anymore, right?


#2439450 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 08:29 PM

Bahaha.
Regretfully, I was not.
How'd we do those games?
Or should be asking someone else?


Let's just say it worked the first game. The others? You might want to ask someone else... :lol:


#2439435 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 08:14 PM

If anyone's keeping track, the Wings have scored both times when I've taken a pee. You're welcome.


#2439402 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 September 2013 - 07:39 PM

There's also a Franson, so that's complicating things...


#2439187 The beginning of a new season.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 September 2013 - 04:46 PM

 
Neither of those compare to a Tootoo in the face.


Or a Monster to the groin!


#2439175 HBO 24/7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 September 2013 - 03:08 PM

@DetroitRedWings: READ: It's not just hockey, it's HBO http://t.co/hOzzhasWvF


#2439167 The beginning of a new season.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 September 2013 - 02:02 PM

I was extremely excited for this season, until I took a Cleary to the knee...


At least you didn't take a Sammy to the boob.