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#2458494 Looking for advice/attending a Wings home game

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 November 2013 - 11:40 AM

 I almost forgot to tell you...there is no pair of ear plugs in the world that can drown out Karen Newman's caterwauling.  Be warned.  I'm honestly surprised the ASPCA hasn't got her for animal cruelty when she "sings".  As my housemate says, she must have incriminating photos of someone.
 
Okay, I performed my public service for today.


:lol:

I used to like her back in the day, but she is definitely past her expiration date.

Count me in as another one recommending doing the dueling coney dogs! I'm a vegetarian now, but growing up I was an American's girl. I also kind of think Slows is overrated, but then again I've never really been into BBQ.

And like others have said, no need to be scared. Play it smart, stick to the main, busy streets and you shouldn't have any problems! Enjoy!


#2458483 Ericsson re-signed 6-yrs $4.25 mill AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 November 2013 - 11:14 AM

Good job, Rig. I like this signing

*pats butt*


#2457996 11/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Sabres 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 November 2013 - 07:35 PM

Whew!

*wipes brow*

*pats butts*

SO thankful for 2 points tonight. We definitely need some fixing.


#2457889 11/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Sabres 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 November 2013 - 06:35 PM

no tripping there?


He tripped over his own sense of futility.


#2457876 11/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Sabres 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 November 2013 - 06:31 PM

I'm like 92% certain that I'd be a better defenseman than Kyle Quincey if I learned how to skate


I'm 100% sure you couldn't be much worse. And that you wouldn't look as douchey.


#2457716 11/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Sabres 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 November 2013 - 04:18 PM

Just checking in for my game day self-flagellation. Don't know what to expect, doesn't matter. I'll watch this team go 0-82 for a season if I have to.

Banzai! LGW!


#2457457 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 10:28 PM

We are gonna meet these Sens in the first round. And they are going to rock us into oblivion. Deep in your heart, you know it to be true.


And when that happens, I demand that Kenny go out and sign four of the biggest, meanest, dirtiest Beer League f***in assholes and slam one on each line to do nothing but bring the pain for 60 minutes. The Sens will have to call up their entire AHL team because all of their players will be sitting on IR, and Pavel Datsyuk will single handedly score every goal in the entire series which the Wings will sweep 4-0. Kyle Quincey will sleep with all the refs' daughters, give them herpes, and laugh about it on the ice in the refs' faces.

So let it be written.


#2457424 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 10:07 PM

There is no middle finger big enough


#2457376 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 09:57 PM

why was kronner the only one getting called there


Just don't. Your head will explode.


#2457343 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

Cowan youf****** piece of s***


#2457288 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

"Neal hurt going off"

I really don't give a s***.


#2457104 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 08:21 PM

I *hate* that dirty s***. f*** you.

Score here please.


#2456978 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 07:07 PM

OOOH fancy phantom cam

They need to film Hank's beard. You'll literally be able to see it grow

Almost time! LGW!


#2456771 Other Examples of Bad Starts?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 November 2013 - 05:19 PM

I keep misreading this thread as "Other Examples Of Brad Stuarts?"


Well, if there are other examples of Brad Stuarts we should be signing them.


#2456533 Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 November 2013 - 12:18 AM

 
If they're hesitant we'll sweeten the pot with the incomparable Daniel Cleary. 


Overpayment we shouldn't have to do that we are the Detroit Red Wings

GET OUT Of HERE