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BottleOfSmoke

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#2451571 11/7 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 November 2013 - 12:47 PM

OMG Guys! Sammy's playing tonight! I am sooooooo freakin excited! He's gonna get a Gordie Howe HT and then wink seductively at all the ladies in the crowd! And then straddle his stick and fly around the rafters like a FRICKIN WIZARD! Sammy for president!

LGW!


#2451376 Tootoo Waived

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 November 2013 - 01:43 PM

Bummed :(


#2451147 11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 November 2013 - 10:35 PM

 
"Clitsome's going to the box".  C'mon Ken Daniels.


I DIED


#2451118 11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 November 2013 - 10:22 PM

 
I'm curious what face you do make?


Kind of a crooked one, then my nose scrunches up like I smell something bad, then I close one eye like a pirate and then puff out my cheeks. Then I throw up in my mouth because the Jets score again.


#2451095 11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 November 2013 - 10:19 PM

I can't keep a straight face when they say Clitsome.

:lol:


#2450994 11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 November 2013 - 09:25 PM

DK lost his goalginity! On a shorty!


#2450873 11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 November 2013 - 08:40 PM

Great chance for Weiss.


#2450836 11/4 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Jets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 November 2013 - 08:26 PM

Howard. Is. A. Boss.

And a hook? f*** off!


#2450465 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 11:40 PM

*vigorous butt pats*

*a year's worth of extra butt pats for Helmer*

Great game! Let's keep doing this. LGW!


#2450451 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 11:36 PM

I literally said "let me guess, Smith?" before they showed who was going to the box. I was joking.

I was also right.


#2450416 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 11:17 PM

This number...on the scoreboard...

IS GOOD.


#2450395 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 10:55 PM

I want to make love to that pass by Alfie...!


Wear a cup


#2450303 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 09:50 PM

We've already had more PPs tonight than in the last 93 games combined*

*this may be a slight exaggeration


#2450240 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 09:25 PM

This is real life guys


#2450206 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 09:18 PM

SMITH

*shakes fist*