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#2418577 Calder Cup Finals Game 1 GDT - Grand Rapids Griffins @ Syracuse Crunch

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 June 2013 - 11:37 AM

Not gonna lie, feels good to have a GDT in June lol! Here's to the pesky Griffs going all the way!


#2418457 ECF - (4) Boston Bruins vs. (1) Pittsburgh Penguins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 June 2013 - 10:05 PM

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Hey Pens--

 

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#2418409 Senators trade Gonchar's rights to Stars

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 June 2013 - 07:22 PM

IT HAS BEGUN!!!

I'm not gonna get excited about free agency I'm not gonna get excited about free agency I'm not gonna get excited about free agency


#2417961 Money on the Board - playoff style!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 June 2013 - 06:52 PM

Awesome! Thanks so much for taking care of this. You rock!


#2417913 Visors Required - New NHL Players in '13-'14

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 June 2013 - 03:05 PM

Was there this much fight when they mandated helmets and nut cups?  I remember that there was when they argued the former, but I don't recall any fury over the latter.


*queue my one allotted sexist comment for the day*

Are any of us surprised that most men value their balls over their brains?!

*thus ends my rampant sexism for the day. I apologize.*

Back on topic, I totally agree with the concept that an individual should be able to make their own dumbass decisions about how they want to impact their health (smoking, triple double baconator of death, willingness to take pucks to the dome)--given that that decision does not adversely affect others. These players are not only investments money-wise on someone else's insurance dime, but as others have pointed out they are an investment that a team makes to reasonably assume that a particular role is filled, frequently long term, on their team. Their coaches rely on them being there. Their teammates rely on them being there. And I, as a fan, rely on them being there and doing everything they can to ensure that my team stays competitive. If a player wants to have unprotected sex with a Thai hooker whilst drinking moonshine and inserting cockroaches into his ass, fine. Just don't flipping do it while you're signed to play for my team.

So...uh...I guess I feel the same way about the visor issue. Signed to play for my team? Then wear a damn visor, wear a damn helmet, and no damn Thai hookers. *Mic drop*


#2417702 ECF - (4) Boston Bruins vs. (1) Pittsburgh Penguins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

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That crustache is just TOO. MUCH.


#2417700 Dekeyser on his way to Grand Rapids

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2013 - 08:35 PM

Yikes. Where'd this team learn how to blow a lead, I mean...oh.


#2417610 Datsyuk: I want to sign extension with Wings this summer

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2013 - 01:32 PM

Dats would pick Waynes pocket, lick him behind his ear and undress his teammates on his way to the net.


If I wasn't posting from my phone, the "I've never been more aroused" gif would be making an appearance right now.

But to stay on topic, I can't think of another player that makes me sit back and say WOW like Dats does. SO glad he's ours for a little while longer!


#2417456 ECF - (4) Boston Bruins vs. (1) Pittsburgh Penguins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 June 2013 - 08:19 PM

Lol this is awesome. Go B's!


#2417154 Dekeyser on his way to Grand Rapids

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 June 2013 - 05:58 PM

I will vouch for her it's totally true! LOL!


#2417146 2013 Detroit Red Wings Eulogy

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 June 2013 - 05:40 PM

I'm not really a fan of these. Although I freely admit to still being extremely butt hurt and overly sensitive, so your mileage may vary lol. Normally I love a good roast but I'm not past the "curl up in a ball phase" that is the beginning of the postseason for me. What can I say, this one is still stinging uuuuuggggggghhhhhhh wwwwhhhhhhyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!??


#2416960 Who Do You Want to Win the Cup?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 June 2013 - 10:44 PM

I vote Boston because: 
 
1. I hate Chicago and their "fans" who think their team is a legit dynasty even though most of them can't name who was captain before Toews. 
 
2. I hate Pittsburgh, their fans, Crosby, Malkin, Iginla, and the homerism of NBC. 
 
3. I don't want another team to win back-to-back Cups unless it's the Wings. 
 
And the city of Boston could use some good feelings. 


Also voting Boston because of the reasons outlined above! Hoping for a Boston/LA final.


#2416938 ECF - (4) Boston Bruins vs. (1) Pittsburgh Penguins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 June 2013 - 09:49 PM

Well that seems to have gone swimmingly! Here's your bag of dicks, Pens. Start chowing down!


#2416576 Datsyuk: I want to sign extension with Wings this summer

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 May 2013 - 01:49 PM

Oh thank you silverf****** lining! I <3 u, Pav!


#2416558 Conference Final Stanley Cup Playoffs Wallpaper Now Available!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 May 2013 - 01:13 PM

Great job as always, Matt. Not gonna lie though, when I saw this I got the overwhelming urge to throw my phone across the room, flip my desk, and curl up in a ball and cry...