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#2428725 Jokes, know any?

Posted by 55fan on 08 July 2013 - 07:53 AM

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were getting a divorce. 

 

The judge asked Mickey, "Do I understand you correctly?  You're divorcing Minnie because she's insane?"

 

Mickey replied, "No, Your Honour, I said I'm divorcing her because she's f*cking Goofy."




#2409183 Jokes, know any?

Posted by hillbillywingsfan on 22 May 2013 - 10:41 AM

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when

they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells

them that many people find it useful to write

themselves little notes.

 

When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you

please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice

cream? And maybe write that down so you won't

forget?"

 

"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

 

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."

 

"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No

problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and

whipped cream. I don't need to write it down.

 

" He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans

banging around. The husband finally emerges from

the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon

and eggs.

 

She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"




#2409169 Jokes, know any?

Posted by puckloo39 on 22 May 2013 - 09:16 AM

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.

 

 

 

he says he can stop anytime. 

 

:bye: