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#2501119 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 25 March 2014 - 07:54 PM

Are your knees bruised from Couturier's face or from your date with Crosby? #askneal



#2500666 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by hooon on 25 March 2014 - 10:31 AM

Not my work, but I found this hilarious:




#2500965 3/25 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by TheXym on 25 March 2014 - 07:13 PM

James Neal would approve that cross check.

#2500650 3/25 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by puckloo39 on 25 March 2014 - 08:53 AM

He's even scarier when he smiles.   :scared:    But... yeah!  Go, Wings!!!



#2500548 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by Richdg on 24 March 2014 - 07:45 PM

Thing is, with guys like neal you need to have 4 so that you always have 2 or 3 in your lineup. Others are on suspension.

#2500526 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by Euro_Twins on 24 March 2014 - 06:50 PM

If I could #AskNeal anything: If you owned a bar, how cheap would your shots be? #AskNeal @jneal_18


Jake @jakeMa85  3h

If you could go anywhere in the world which city would you knee in the head? #askneal




This is absolutely awesome, love it. They should do ask Malkin, or Crosby next

#2500509 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by wings87 on 24 March 2014 - 05:51 PM

This is hilarious! Did he respond to any of these?


Probably not, he just cross-checked his computer. 

#2500503 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by TheDetroitRedWings on 24 March 2014 - 05:46 PM

A few more good ones:


Cameron Harlacher @Cam_Harlacher 6m

What is the optimal flex on your stick to get the perfect cross check? #AskNeal


Jack @jackconnors410 4m

If you could only injure one more player for the rest of your career, who would it be? #AskNeal

#2500502 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by marcaractac on 24 March 2014 - 05:44 PM

OMG how did I miss out on this? *bangs head on desk*


Why bang your own head when you could get Neal to do it for you?

#2500493 Pens Twitter Fail:Ask Neal Anything...

Posted by Son of a Wing on 24 March 2014 - 05:31 PM

So today via Twitter The Penguins asked fans to submit questions for James Neal.


Hilarity ensues...


Some examples...


Flyers Nation ‏@FlyersNation  3h
James, do you get the biggest thrill out of kneeing someone in the head or cross checking them in the head? #AskNeal


John Forsyth ‏@blackbear93  1h
#askneal if you could go back in time and end the career of any player in NHL history who would you choose?


Steph ‏@myregularface  1h
Is it more rewarding to score a goal or concuss another human? #AskNeal


Greg ‏@GDubs10  2h
. @penguins Hey James, long time fan first time tweeter. What's your favorite hockey play? The Flying V or the Flying Elbow? #askneal


Jeff Mehmel ‏@ThaBKeeper  2h
Have you ever cross checked or kneed your grandma in the head?  Stupid question.  Of course you have, you're James Neal #askneal @penguins


Steph ‏@myregularface  2h
If you could have any super power, how would you use it to hit opponents in the head? #askneal


Mike From Attleboro ‏@MikeFromATown  2h
How does one go about playing as dirty as you do while fighting less than the Swiss? #AskNeal


Steph ‏@myregularface  2h
If Crosby wasn't your teammate, would you try to knee him in the head or use a different body part to contact his head? #askneal

#2500422 Callahan called up from GR.....

Posted by rick zombo on 24 March 2014 - 01:56 PM

Someone should give Mitch a quick run down of Blake Comeau's behaviour last game against the Wings.

#2500391 Backes on playing against Malkin and Crosby

Posted by kipwinger on 24 March 2014 - 12:20 PM

I don't get the fascination some of you have with this guy. Is this thread just another excuse to dream about getting him to the Wings? Because that quote seems like what anyone would say about going up against Sid and Malkin.


I can't speak for everyone else but my fascination with him has a lot to do with the fact that he's a huge powerforward who's a stud defensively, chips in 20-25 goals and 50+ pts. a season, hits like a truck, plays hard every shift of every game, is a consummate leader, and doesn't seem overly douchey as a person.  But that's just me.

#2498677 Epic Video of a Minor League Goalie doing the Wobble

Posted by PredsFanTheBayouState on 21 March 2014 - 01:31 PM


#2498508 James Neal Cross-Check to Glendening's Head [GIF] - Suspension?

Posted by MabusIncarnate on 20 March 2014 - 11:09 PM

It should be, but it won't be. I love how Glendening takes it in stride like a man and Malkin acts like a pansy about it.

#2497283 Injury Updates

Posted by rrasco on 19 March 2014 - 12:43 PM

yes this sucks. But the Pens have been even worse than us. They are over 100 man games lost ahead of us! Not to mention the 20 or so points.....

And then you realize 68 of those are the backup goalie.