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#2536220 2014 Prospects Tournament and Training Camp (Sept. 12-23)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 September 2014 - 12:33 PM

*runs into thread*

DID SOMEONE SAY HAMPUS MELEN?!

#Europe: Melén 1+0, +1 & 1 SOG in a 2-1 loss. http://stats.swehockey.se/Game/Reports/208695  #RedWings
 
11:39 AM - 13 Sep 2014
 
Hampus is Back Baby!


That's it he's a superstar. Everyone on the Hampus wagon!


#2536184 Nice article on Mantha

Posted by hooon on 14 September 2014 - 11:31 AM

My left shoe could put up more points than Abby playing with z and d.

 

Left shoe on the right wing. Another leftie on the right side in Detroit, nothing changes.




#2535461 Las Vegas rumored to get an expansion team

Posted by wings87 on 03 September 2014 - 03:05 PM

Having a team in Vegas is great for those days when Bettman wants to get away from the wife. ;) "Honey I need to go check up on Vegas. What's that? Why am I packing so many thongs? Uh... Uh... Cab's here, gotta go"




#2535160 potential team names for las vegas!

Posted by luvmnger on 29 August 2014 - 11:19 AM

LV elvis's

dont forget....polyester sequin jersey night!

$1 twinkie and big mac combo plate

free mutton chop for all kids under 12

 

LV mobsters....

pinstriped jersey night.

head coach has to yell with a cigar in mouth!

free tommy guns for first 1000 spectators!

 

LV heist

show up in a ski mask..get someone elses seat for free!

casino schematics on back side of ticket!

 

LV bookies

game time stats get skewed by home team...147 hits for...3 hits against

over/under available on ref getting shot.

slots at every seat!

players can double down their points!

puck looks like poker chip!

flashy lights blind goalies...think of the fun!

 

LV magicians

spontaneously fan appears on ice in uniform of opposing team!

puck splits into 3 at 1 min remaining!

teams can only use 1/2 body of goalie in 3rd.

intermission entertainment has Bengal tiger chasing kids on ice!

players can have puck up sleeve in case real one doesn't "work" for them.

 

sorry...getting carried away.




#2535140 potential team names for las vegas!

Posted by vladdy16 on 29 August 2014 - 07:20 AM

I liked 55fan's idea of the Las Vegas Crapshooters.




#2534096 Helmer: First one to get a herniated disc in the new Season?

Posted by 55fan on 12 August 2014 - 01:55 PM

Herlmer? Don't remember him being on our team lol. Must be related to hertl.

This must be why bans didn't like tootoo. Always making helm carry the load.

Bans didn't like tootoo? 

 

I'm a bit more worried that the Tootoos are honeymooning in Hawaii and Herlmer is with them.  Now that's carrying the load above and beyond the call o' duty.

 

Or maybe this is a different occasion.

 

Or maybe Herlmer and his lady split and Tootoo is teaching him how to pick up chicks. 

Commence the motorboat jokes.  I'm done for the day.

 

EDIT: was misspelling Herlmer as Hermler.  Can't have that.




#2532018 Rule Changes in the AHL (what the NHL has considered)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 July 2014 - 01:12 PM

I don't understand why people hate the shoutout


I agree. I'm perfectly ok with games being decided by shoutout.

"First up for the Red Wings is Zetterberg, let's see what he has to say. Z?"

"Yeah, uh, I'd just like to make a shoutout to my boo Emma, my moms, and my homeboy Sven back in Sweden. Big ups!"

"Well, that was a solid showing by the captain, let's see how the Hawks stack up. First to the mic is Patrick Kane, who will inevitably bring something sufficiently douchey to the table..."

"Yo what up what up this ya boy P Kane in the hizzle, just want to give a shoutout to all the dime pieces out there, hit me up after the game and I might let you smell my cup YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN but on the real one love PEACE"

"Point awarded to the Red Wings"


#2532087 Renney out, Granato in

Posted by puckloo39 on 14 July 2014 - 08:54 PM

I read in Malik's report that Pens fans are devastated that Granato is leaving for Detroit.  That makes me kind of happy.

 

 

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#2531936 Please Help Me Win GDT of the year.

Posted by vladdy16 on 13 July 2014 - 11:52 AM

He's a booster.  That means Matt has him under contract as a Wings fan.  He's OURS!

Normally you would be correct, but there's been a lot of talk in the front office about sending him to GR.  He's basically defected to HF  No trade.  We'll retain his rights.  *evil grin*

 

 

 




#2531831 Please Help Me Win GDT of the year.

Posted by FlashyG on 12 July 2014 - 12:28 PM

I missed that, but was there a ntc/nmc given?

 

Matt's stingier than Holland, he doesn't hand them out like candy im6p95.gif




#2531695 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by wings87 on 11 July 2014 - 09:19 PM

Maybe Cleary is married to Holland's sister


Maybe Cleary is his sister... Talk about a plot twist... Mind blown!


#2531696 Confused on the direction of this team going forward

Posted by FlashyG on 11 July 2014 - 09:21 PM

Don't worry Kenny's got a firm grip on the wheel.

 

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#2531183 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by LeftWinger on 10 July 2014 - 04:39 PM

I said that Cleary would get more than Heatley... f*** this team. f*** Ken Holland. I refuse to watch anymore games.  I don't care if he acquires Shea Weber, I am done supporting this team until Holland is GONE!




#2531117 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by kylee on 10 July 2014 - 03:57 PM

Time for LGW to implode.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Again. (Quincey, Cleary)




#2531108 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by BadgerBob on 10 July 2014 - 03:52 PM

 

He's most likely gonna end up hurt or benched. Not the end of the world. I don't like it, but it's not like it's a multi year deal.

 

He is making more than Dany Heatley. That's enough to make me puke.