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#2439487 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by Euro_Twins on 27 September 2013 - 09:08 PM

Hoping Weiss can stay healthy

 

I'm sure it's nothing, Sammy probably kciked him in the crotch and yelled out "now you know how my boobs feel !!"




#2439335 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by Euro_Twins on 27 September 2013 - 02:52 PM

Over @ WIiM they're saying Smith will be playing (paired with Quincey) and Kindl will be paired with Almqvist. *shrug*


I'm actually really really liking almquist


#2439319 9/27 Pre-Season GDT : Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by Euro_Twins on 27 September 2013 - 01:11 PM

14-1 dats with 2 hattys and 5 assists, z with 4 goals and Abby with 2 and Cleary gets the rest


#2439190 9/25 Pre-Season GDT : Penguins 5 at Red Wings 1

Posted by Euro_Twins on 26 September 2013 - 05:10 PM

I liked Sheahan's compete level (said in Backcock's voice). Think he can be a player in a year or so.

 

If he works hard, and keeps at it, and puts one foot in front of the other, I think he could be our go to guy, but he has to want to work hard, and want to compete, and earn his spot. No one is guaranteed a spot on this roster, you have to come in and earn it every day on and off the ice, with or without the puck, or change your last name to cleary




#2439189 Brendan Smith

Posted by Euro_Twins on 26 September 2013 - 05:06 PM

 

there are several players that are either very good or at least effective at what they can do.

 

unfortunately, they're surrounded by a lot of garbage.

 

Several players, so you mean Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Abby, Franzen, Weiss, Alfie, Nyquist, Andy, Tatar, Miller, Eaves, Tootoo, bertuzzi(shootouts), Kronner, Ericsson, Kindl, Dekeyser and obviously howie. 

 

That sounds like most of our team, where is this "garbage"? what 4 players? (I didn't include helm cause he is injured)




#2439188 The beginning of a new season.

Posted by Euro_Twins on 26 September 2013 - 04:59 PM

Or a Monster to the groin!

 

Holy hell that sounds painful... *holds groin*

 

I'm going out on a limb here and just gonna say... YAY HOCKEY  :clap:  :w00t2:

:goalie: + :nhl_crach: + :busted_red: + :balloon: + :boxing: + :nhl2:+ :rambo: (datsyuk) = :siren: = :champs: = :cup: = :bad: (they cleary drank like they thought they could keep up with bottleofsmoke)

 

Edit: for anyone unsure, the order there is Howie, Cleary (always getting knocked down), smith (always turning pucks over leading to goals), Mule, Toots, Z, Pasha, a goal light, and us winning thee cup




#2439166 The beginning of a new season.

Posted by Euro_Twins on 26 September 2013 - 01:50 PM

Hope we can get off to a good start. Kids like Tatar, Nyquist, Dekeyser and Smith could gave great years if they get going early and build confidence. Alfie and Weiss will probably need some time to start being effective so the better we start the less pressure on them to produce early.

We could be anything from 1-10 imo. I definitely see us having the pieces to be a top team, but it all has to come together. We're already looking pretty badly hit by injuries and that's one thing that could keep us from getting into the kind of early rythm that's usually needed to get some seperation down to the playoff battle.

Will be an interesting season and honestly I'm more excited for it than I have been for a season probably since 09-10.


I was extremely excited for this season, until I took a Cleary to the knee...


#2439025 9/25 Pre-Season GDT : Penguins 5 at Red Wings 1

Posted by Euro_Twins on 25 September 2013 - 08:25 PM

Weiss has made a lot of comments regarding how hard it has been for him to get used to the Wings' system.

That old dog better learn some new tricks or we're going to regret that signing...


Weiss will be fine. It's pre season, no need for a meltdown yet.


#2438929 Should we expect a slow start from Alfie?

Posted by Euro_Twins on 25 September 2013 - 02:04 PM

Holland made an awful mistake signing him if he hasn't score at least 15 points in the first 10 games. End of story.


#2438928 We left the West just as the Hawks are on the decline

Posted by Euro_Twins on 25 September 2013 - 02:02 PM

In Soviet Russia, pucks make the fools look like you.


Not really a difficult task, I am a fool already lol


#2438804 Amway-Red Wings end partnership

Posted by Euro_Twins on 24 September 2013 - 08:18 PM

 

It'd be cool if Datsyuk sponsored the Wings for a game, just so when Zetterberg scores, we'll all hear "Zetterberg scores!!!  THIS GOAL IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PAVEL DATSYUK.  BECAUSE EVEN WHEN HE DOESN'T SCORE... HE SCORES."

 

No. When Z scores you will just hear "Haaaaaaank"


 

"THIS GOAL IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DEE TEE EEEEE ENERGY!"

 

I really don't like hearing that while the goal horn is blowing and the crowd is roaring. It really kills the high.

 

I guess I've always been too busy cheering to notice that  :lol:




#2438774 Detroit would like to welcome the Eastern Conference

Posted by Euro_Twins on 24 September 2013 - 06:51 PM

The opposing netminder's blue ice should be a 3-D vision of Holmstrom's smiling face during stoppages

 

 

 

No. Then all our goals will be disallowed 




#2438694 So about ESPN and their hockey "knowledge"....

Posted by Euro_Twins on 24 September 2013 - 11:21 AM

 
Listen, man, they have a formula. Was it pulled out of their ass? Probably, but I don't see you coming up with any formulas to predict the future!!!!

Using a series of complicated algorithms and sanctimonious ball joint bearings I have been able to successfully deduce that Dan Cleary will score 50 goals this season and be upwards of 78 points. Bargain signing for the wings!

Edit: the ball joint bearings will be in danos knees


#2438690 Detroit would like to welcome the Eastern Conference

Posted by Euro_Twins on 24 September 2013 - 11:14 AM

if painting the ice became a thing, the face off circle would have to be an octopus tagret.


Would the TAGRET be Dan Cleary's face


#2438684 ESPN Ultimate Smuggler

Posted by Euro_Twins on 24 September 2013 - 11:06 AM

Whoa.  Now that guy would be Smuggler of the Year.


Or just the butt of the joke