Gary.Bettman

What really disgusts me is how Bettman had zero issue with re-locating teams outta Canada in a heartbeat, and how this joke of a franchise in the desert continues to carry on (much of it on the dime of the Glendale taxpayers).

 

Just move this joke of a franchise to Quebec City already (although the re-alignment of teams will pose a serious issue).

Wait, do you mean when the Atlanta Thrashers moved to Winnipeg, and how fast that was?

The Phoenix Coyotes will stay put until there is no possible way they can stay there.

Pens pp is dangerous, Sens are going to have to be better on the pk or stay out of the box. Oh wait that won't happy because gary will make sure the refs are calling stuff against the Sens

 

Why Garry! Just the wo-MAN i'd like to speak to beat over the head with a hockey stick. Sorry, that is an insult to the female sex.  Have you gotten used to Cindy's titanium jaw yet?   

 

Sorry, that was below the belt.  I'll stop there.

No, that's ok.  Keep going, and tell me what you really think.  I am always glad to hear from my fans, and appreciate the feedback.

Sid is doing well.  I have been bringing him soup to make sure he'll be ready for the playoffs.  Can't have the Pens win another Cup without the face of the league in the lineup.

I am alerting Dallas management to be on the lookout for any octopi being brought into the arena.  Until the Penguins have a similar tradition, I want this kind of thing snuffed out.

I will make sure to let them know to heavily scrutinize anyone in a Wings jersey, especially in a WC jersey.

No worries, folks.  The Detroit Red Wings will never get a top 10 pick, at least not while I'm around.    So, make sure you hold off the Stars and keep the streak alive.