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#2606308 WCSF : (8) Calgary Flames vs. (1) Anaheim Ducks

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Today, 12:08 AM

Somebody should go to the flames board and post that picture of Happy

You know

*That* one


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I'm lookin for naked bathing happy.
Give me a minute...
I am glad they gave the ducks a loss.


#2606307 Meanwhile in sweden...

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Today, 12:06 AM

I bet she smokes cloves and listens to nothing but obscure 80s hair metal bands...

*looks at thread title*

in Sweden

Then we might fall in love, because as I like none of those things, except for Sweden, I appreciate her obscurity... but that's a conversation her and I will have in private, while indulging onthe delicious nectar that has candy seeds of plenty.

I would, like her alot more, if she showed up to random hockey games dressed as a ref on the off chance they needed her.

Then it'd be love.


#2606293 All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 11:46 PM

Because hampus melen, is the reason wonka removed the seeds from waterhampusmelen laffy taffy.


#2606212 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:56 PM

 
Speaking of big guys who are totally awesome, and could help the Wings; have you heard of this guy Brian McGratton?  He's an AHLer in Calgary's organization and is just the kind of power forward that Detroit needs to A) keep the rats at bay, B) deter cheap shots against our stars, and C) create space for Dats and Zetterberg. 
 
Just a thought.  Ya know, because he's the biggest Laffy Taffy of them all.

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I heard he invented sliced bread.

What if he secretly likes 'Golden Girls', and has every season on VHS?

I'd be more surprised if he didnt.


#2606209 Kronwall in the Playoffs

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:54 PM

His Olympic Gold medals are covering his ears like Princess Leia's  cinnamon bun hairdo so he cannot hear you.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Cinnabun.


#2606200 Meanwhile in sweden...

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:31 PM

if Bettman has his way it'll be like that over here soon too

I know.
And it makes me sad.
Bettmans that guy took the candy seeds out of watermelon laffy taffy and says its improved.
That animal.


#2606197 Kronwall in the Playoffs

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:28 PM

Drops mic.
And picks up watermelon laffy taffy, THAT NO LONGER HAS FAKE CANDY SEEDS IN THEM, SMDH.


#2606193 Kronwall in the Playoffs

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:23 PM

The point is that Weber is both Batman, and the Joker all in one.....He'll bounce our 'C' Zetterberg's noggin off the glass, and 1-punch our so-called tuff guy Lilja.....Is there nothing he can't do?

Win a Norris trophy.
Or the Stanley cup.


#2606171 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 06:31 PM

I love the thought of lucic being a wing. Him and Abby would put fear in the other teams for the first time in a long time

And make danny Dekeyser nuts shrivel to raisins.


#2606168 Meanwhile in sweden...

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 06:29 PM

God the ads all over that place are hideous.


#2605821 Dylan Larkin on Team USA for World Cup

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 03 May 2015 - 10:18 PM

Soo Babcock and Holland are going to the worlds to talk to Dylan Larkin about his upcoming decision on whether or not to go pro....
Could we be seeing a fast track to the NHL?


#2605799 Who is the coach next season?

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 03 May 2015 - 09:32 PM

Babcock is going with ken Holland to the worlds to talk to Dylan Larkin...
Doesn't seem like something he would do if he didn't plan on being back.


#2605757 Call Out the NHL on BS

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 03 May 2015 - 07:20 PM

If I wasn't on mobile, I would be posting the "old man yells at cloud" picture from the Simpsons.

So just imagine that's what you're looking at right now.


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#2605754 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 03 May 2015 - 07:13 PM

If we just didn't get done getting beat by Tampa, I'd be rooting for them.


#2605728 State your unpopular opinion *Mod Warning Post #'s 200 & 219*

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 03 May 2015 - 05:18 PM

I think everyone should have a funeral.
 
It doesn't have to be a service- religious or otherwise- nor does it have to be formal.
 
People just need to get together with other people who are mourning the passing of the same person.
 
(RIP Sharon)

I used to want to be made into a marionette like Bob barker was for the last five years on the price is right, but no one else was into that.

Now I want a viking funeral. Coins on my eyes, and light me on fire on top of a pyre.

My family was fighting at my grandpas funeral last month, which made me feel horrible.
My poor grandma.
So me and her left and went to the casino while they all went to eat...
Which she loved, I still have family that won't talk to me because of it...

But I think, if you're fighting in front of a woman who's been widowed after 65 years of marriage, you deserve to be hit in the mouth.