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#2558487 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 09:36 PM

Sign me to a week's contract. When WE (LOL) get in the inevitable shootout I'll go first and at least all the fans will have a huge laugh as I skate on my ankles on a forever torn ACL towards the opposing goalie. I'll make an awkward move as I go from R to L and suddenly (I wasn't going THAT fast to begin with) pop back right for a shot. I'd either likely miss or if I made it the opposing goalie would quit the league and the team would be so inspired they'd win the Cup.
 
Just let me pick the music one night and I'll have Karen Newman ride on my lap as I resurface the ice on the Zamboni Al's not driving and save the money.

Bahahha.
If you grow a bitchin mullet you'd be irresistible to k new.


#2558480 Name That Band

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 09:28 PM

Bahaha.
Blue oyster cult.
Uhmmm.
Candy coated chocolate.
And when I say retire, its like the Brett favre sense of the word.
Meaning I'll be back once I've cried for no reason, and bought a new pair of jeans.


#2558470 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 09:13 PM

we should use jurco in shootouts from now on.

I think it'd take too long for him to put in the goal pads.
That joke was kinda used before but w.e


#2558462 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 09:05 PM

now that's stupid to say..........5th rounder? why not oilers 1st lord knows that's as worthless to them as franzen to us right?

That makes more sense than it should.


#2558459 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 09:01 PM

At least that was long enough to be entertaining.
And if anyone still thinks thats what she said jokes are funny.
Its all yours.


#2558450 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:57 PM

Bah humbug


#2558329 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:31 PM

Who do we have to trade to get Ryan O'Reilly?

mantha+Jurco+1st.
And someone who can grow an equally amazing beard.
So well have to shave z and glue his beard to an unnamed prospects face that will turn out to be pulks once the glue peels off.


#2558308 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:25 PM

Parity penalty.


#2558289 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 08:06 PM

Sorry I thought it started at 7:30

Apparently so did the players.


#2558269 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 07:50 PM

I wasssss born free

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrn free.
I really dislike him.


#2558265 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 07:43 PM

I call my fake Christmas tree Chris pine, since he's no Doug fir.


#2558232 Name That Band

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 06:48 PM

Actually, you're a bit too young- like a couple of decades.  Although cake is tastier.

bread?


#2558214 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 06:25 PM

Are these shots on goal for real?
6 shots in the first ten minutes.

LGW!

MICHIGAN I AM INSIDE YOU

I was gonna say something creepy, real creepy.
But I decided against it.

Are those bewbsbehindbabcock old enough to be thrown around?


#2558158 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 11:22 AM

And stamkos becomes a fourth line shutdown center, while lg becomes a generational talent and changes his name to Layne Gretzdenning.


#2558127 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 20 December 2014 - 10:11 PM

Awesome GDT.
LETS GO WINGS!!!