Someone please resurrect the "player formerly known as Steve" post, I beg you. One of my all time faves.
You mean this one?
" It looks like Yellow Mustard is going to miss some time after catching that elbow last night against the Sabres. Its really bad timing too, because our defense already thin with Big Poppa out with a concussion and Bandit serving his 5 game suspension. I would say this forces us to call up someone from GR, most likely Billy the Kid or The Player Formerly Known As Steve. We might be in trouble on the back end until we get some regulars back, since this leaves the Boogeyman as our #1 defenseman. And you know what that means!!!!
Boogeyman - Hot Topic
Heebie Jeebies - Dances with Wolves
My Little Pony - Agent Orange
~&~ (The Player Formerly Known As Steve) "