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#2095215 1/10 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Avalanche 5

Posted by Creasemonkey on 10 January 2011 - 09:50 PM

Congratulations on goal #1 , plenty of time to try for an assist and see if anybody's in the mood to dance.

#2091286 John Keating is lazy and sucks

Posted by Creasemonkey on 05 January 2011 - 10:32 AM

They're all better than Emerick, Olczyk, and McGuire. Which isn't saying a whole lot, I guess.

#2085153 Cleary out 4 weeks w/fractured ankle

Posted by Creasemonkey on 27 December 2010 - 11:25 AM

Didn't wings already have a 3-0 lead at the time and stuart clearly saw cleary standing pretty close, why not hesitate for a sec or just shoot the puck deep behind the net for the other player...I just think he should have thought an extra second or two.

Plenty of people on earth are not very good at playing hockey, but you aren't even good at watching it. Traffic in front, shots from the blueline, hockey 101. Ask Mike Babcock if he wants the D to hesitate, even when you're up 3-0. You'll get the death stare.

#2069546 Modano has severed flexor tendon

Posted by Creasemonkey on 27 November 2010 - 04:31 PM

Every time we sign a washed up Michigan born player who also happens to be a former captain of the Stars, they end up with a multi-month injury. All both of them. Boo.

#2049581 Kenneth Rucker, a.k.a. "Orange Hat Guy", passed away

Posted by Creasemonkey on 20 October 2010 - 12:04 PM

After my first game at the joe my father and I saw him outside, called over "hey orange hat guy!" and he laughed and said hello. One of those big, genuine smiles you don't see every day, it's one of my clearer memories of that night. He'll be missed by many people.

#2048952 Kopecky is Currently a Point Per Game Player

Posted by Creasemonkey on 18 October 2010 - 01:03 PM

If the NHL would just get rid of these pesky goaltenders and defensemen, Kopecky could be a star in this league.

#2045284 10/12 GDT: Avalanche 5 at Red Wings 4 (SO)

Posted by Creasemonkey on 12 October 2010 - 08:16 PM

Versus. Home of Bad Haired Commentators. Wow. :blink: Keith Jones looks decent. Can't believe I just said that.

It's all relative. Like Olczyk's parents.

#1976641 Zetterberg Passes Ted Lindsay

Posted by Creasemonkey on 05 May 2010 - 01:30 PM

For a moment I imagined Z in a convertible sports car zooming by an old Buick doing 35 in the left lane with his blinker on and a license plate that reads "TRBLTED".

Just been that kind of morning.

#1939846 This sounds like a challenge

Posted by Creasemonkey on 13 April 2010 - 01:28 PM

Where's this guy sitting tomorrow? I want to talk to him about this after I help him up.

#1938996 Snakes

Posted by Creasemonkey on 12 April 2010 - 07:30 PM

If they had any clue what the octopus toss originally stood for, perhaps they'd change their minds about using an animal that looks like a one. I don't even want them to win that many, but hey, if tossing a snake gets them their one playoff victory and a bunch of their fans kicked out of the arena Wednesday, well I guess they've proved their point.

#1938917 Stay classy Yotes fans.

Posted by Creasemonkey on 12 April 2010 - 06:21 PM

All jokes aside, first mofo that tries getting silly with my Lidstrom jersey is going to see some right hands thrown like you'd never expect from #5, and if a sign comes up in my face its getting launched like a frisbee. I'm not there to be nasty to their fans, I have no intention of walking in there cocky or doing anything other than cheering my team on. I'm a pretty humble and nice guy...til you do something stupid. It's not the guy who wrote it that concerns me...there are bound to be a few, shall we say "simple" people with that article on their minds Wednesday, however.

#1922854 Fun Phoenix Coyotes Theory

Posted by Creasemonkey on 22 March 2010 - 11:47 PM

Bettman's an Illuminati, Shane Doan is the chosen one, Crosby's a ruse!

#1922424 3/22 GDT: Penguins 1 at Red Wings 3

Posted by Creasemonkey on 22 March 2010 - 08:47 PM

He wasn't stopped; the Caps had the night off.


What the f*** is Crosby's problem anyway? Sorestf****** loser I've seen in a long time. Obviously somewhat of a ****** when he wins too. Those are the only two options in a hockey game these days...well I'll be damned, he's just a f***tard all the time.

#1913548 How many players from Team USA would have made Team Canada?

Posted by Creasemonkey on 11 March 2010 - 12:24 AM

Fair enough, that being said - you were the one who turned this thread into something it was not.

I call bulls***. The first line of the original post is "No flame." When I see that, the meaning for me is "I realize this is about to piss a lot of people off". All I did was question the relevance of the conversation in this forum, at this time, while attempting to point out it's ludicrous in the first place. All of a sudden I was bitter. Now I derailed the thread to boot. I'm going to lose a lot of sleep tonight, and it may well affect my diet.

#1911875 How many players from Team USA would have made Team Canada?

Posted by Creasemonkey on 09 March 2010 - 11:57 AM

None, as they're all US born.

Isn't there enough glow in Canada to bask in? Nevermind that the teams went 1-1 in the tournament and the second game was close enough that either team could have taken it at any second, let's talk about how inferior the US team was.