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#2207505 Byfuglien Arrested for Drunken Boating

Posted by sputman on 14 September 2011 - 07:31 AM

At least im not fat, and f*** you.

even if you're not fat, i'd rather be fat than an *******.

#2206470 Byfuglien Arrested for Drunken Boating

Posted by sputman on 07 September 2011 - 07:05 AM

Here's a problem with being fat that affects everyone: It is gluttonous. Fat people don't need all that food. There are billions of people on this planet starving, and being fat and eating more than you need not only steals a meal off a starving child's plate in Africa or India, but indirectly raises food prices domestically. If you think that is ok, then you need a lesson in ethics.

you dick, just think of all that oxygen you're stealing from emphysema patients right now!

#2205082 Patrick Kane's Mouthguardian

Posted by sputman on 25 August 2011 - 05:37 AM

The Mouthguardian? Wasn't that one of the really bad team inspired super-heroes the NHL had Stan Lee create last year? :ph34r:


shoulda been!

along with the thomas holmstrom inspired Mighty Morphin Mush Mouth Ranger

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#2204894 Red Wing's Wine

Posted by sputman on 23 August 2011 - 06:09 AM

my guess is it's gimmicky swill.

#2203967 Rick Rypien found dead

Posted by sputman on 16 August 2011 - 04:56 AM

Unfortunately, much of society everywhere lacks an appreciation of how real and how dangerous depression can be.

exactly right. unfortunately i've had to deal with depression in my life and my mother will still say things like "what do you have to be depressed about?" she just doesn't understand that it doesn't work that way. it took a little while but eventually i learned that things do get better.

was it this past year he went after a fan after being ejected in minnesota? i remember thinking then that he must be struggling internally. if it is suicide...man that's just awful. 28 years old is too young to give up. tragic.

#2203833 So Long LGW

Posted by sputman on 15 August 2011 - 02:41 PM

hahahahhahahahahah good lord u kno this is a joke right? its a website for children who r interested in hockey. know one here would ever be interested in it, but there kids might be. dont worry im not going anywhere bud ;) but feel free to throw me that parade anyway hahaha

some people just don't get it.


#2203507 Bold predictions for the year!

Posted by sputman on 12 August 2011 - 04:11 PM

commodore gets a yeast infection.


#2203469 Andrei Kostitsyn, being shopped

Posted by sputman on 12 August 2011 - 12:49 PM

isn't it known by some that he is lazy?

and isn't there some speculation that he sucks?

#2202493 San Jose Sharks

Posted by sputman on 05 August 2011 - 10:20 AM

No way do they win this year.

well who can argue with that?

#2202277 Weber Arbitration hearing...

Posted by sputman on 03 August 2011 - 06:30 PM

Definitely a #1 defenseman. But I don't think of him as a Lidstrom replacement. However, he'd probably be the closest the Wings ever get to getting another Konstantinov.

they don't make 'em like that anymore. :(

#2201933 "No Respect For "Number One" Goalie

Posted by sputman on 01 August 2011 - 03:40 PM

couldn't be any more wrong

say why and you won't get so many negatives. unless that's what you like..

#2201453 The Real Osgood Question

Posted by sputman on 28 July 2011 - 01:41 PM

Osgood not in the same class as Larry Aurie?

Osgood was better at his position than Aurie was at his.

you must have seen aurie in lots of games to make that decision. i apologize.

#2201439 Winnipeg Jets' New Logo

Posted by sputman on 28 July 2011 - 12:56 PM

Winnipeg Free Press .

who would have thought a chinese based counterfeit goods warehouse with a history of fraudulent activity could stoop so low?

#2201437 New Guys' Jersey Numbers

Posted by sputman on 28 July 2011 - 12:47 PM

So if you're drunk and you're watching Exelby..

unfortunately, I'm afraid that drunken hallucinations are the only way we'll see exelby this season :(

#2201059 Kris Draper announces retirement

Posted by sputman on 26 July 2011 - 11:00 AM

i cried more during that press conference than he did.