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#2091306 John Keating is lazy and sucks

Posted by sputman on 05 January 2011 - 11:59 AM

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:siren:

:clap:

i think keating would redefine derp. it would be like d....ERRRRRp.

can we get one with his eyes all funny?


#2090973 1/4 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 3

Posted by sputman on 04 January 2011 - 10:47 PM

Real jumpy spotlight guy tonight.


i was thinking the same thing.

think they got this guy up there:

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#2090782 1/4 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 3

Posted by sputman on 04 January 2011 - 10:00 PM

i absolutely loathe keating. what did he do? I was watching the football game instead of intermission (hd vs non hd, you figure it out :P )


i didn't see it, but i'm guessing he started sentences, paused for an uncomfortable amount of time, and then resumed the sentence which then blended into another sentence.

all with irregular intonation.


#2088355 Maxim Lapierre traded to Anaheim.

Posted by sputman on 31 December 2010 - 11:00 PM

i thought anaheim already reached their dick quota.


#2087298 Pierre McGuire at his best.

Posted by sputman on 30 December 2010 - 09:27 AM

Is he really? Or does he just print out a sheet before each game with the name, draft status, Jr. hockey team and home town (with population!) for each player?

Subtract the parts of his commentary where he's reading s*** off wikipedia and you've got a whole lot less 'hockey analysis'.


but he pronounces french names all frenchy..


#2086508 Pierre McGuire at his best.

Posted by sputman on 29 December 2010 - 11:33 AM

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#2083472 Red Wings air their grievances in honor of Festivus

Posted by sputman on 23 December 2010 - 11:43 AM

How is Hudler even allowed to open his mouth at this point in the year? He should consider it a Festivus Miracle that he's still employed.


it's because they're a team and support one-another.

god bless us, everyone.

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#2083435 So who remembers the 85-86 season?

Posted by sputman on 23 December 2010 - 10:31 AM

i've found the answer:

#2 Barry Melrose D 14 0 0 0 70 -6


#2083391 Red Wings air their grievances in honor of Festivus

Posted by sputman on 23 December 2010 - 09:12 AM

http://www.freep.com...nor-of-Festivus

The Red Wings are on the road today, playing at St. Louis, which means one thing to Chris Osgood: His toothpaste will go missing.

It has happened every trip the Wings have been on this season -- and with today being Festivus, the holiday made famous by a 1997 episode of "Seinfeld," Osgood leads the way as several Wings indulge in the traditional "Airing of Grievances."

"The guys always take my toothpaste and my hair products out of my kit I use on the road," he said. "Always. I don't know who or why, but it's annoying. They also steal my sticks off the rack all the time, the ones I've just freshly taped.

"Those would be my main grievances. That's against everyone, though, because I don't know who it is. But I have a particular one against Mike Modano because his hair is always perfect, even when it's messy. Doesn't matter if it's wet, dry, whatever -- it's perfect."

Osgood's situation in turn is the basis for Kris Draper's grievance, because "Ozzie steals my toothpaste and puts it in his kit. Happens all the time -- I buy it, he takes it."
Draper's plight isn't likely to draw much sympathy, because several teammates have him on their list.

"Well my grievance, it must be my nemesis, Drapes," Henrik Zetterberg said. "He always plays pranks and stuff on me, and yet somehow I'm always the bad guy."
Draper made Darren Helm's airing, as did Jiri Hudler, Todd Bertuzzi, Osgood, and also, "everyone."

"Huds for always telling me to slow down," Helm began. "Everybody for always telling me to slow down. Everyone for calling me 'Dumb and Dumber.' Ozzie for always having different nicknames for me every day. Drapes, same thing. Ozzie and Drapes for always ganging up on me and Abby. Bert's perfect, except he makes me get tape for him, and then he says it's 'for us' but there is no 'us,' there's just him."

Helm shares the "Dumb and Dumber" movie reference burden with Justin Abdelkader, who gets the Harry moniker to Helm's Lloyd.

"Yeah, Ozzie and Drapes, I have a grievance against them with their 'Dumb and Dumber' stuff -- they love calling us Harry and Lloyd," Abdelkader said. "Then (Pavel Datsyuk) always makes fun of me for my soccer skills, how bad they are. And (Johan) Franzen -- recently he's been calling me his kid. He thinks I'm his kid, so he'll call me kid and say I'm suppose to call him Daddy."

Brad Stuart, meanwhile, is finding it hard to put up with his locker-room neighbor, Jonathan Ericsson.

"I sit beside Johnny, and I'm not too happy with how he makes fun of me for my little superstitions, the way I tie my skates, the way I do my socks up, all those things," Stuart said. "He thinks it's funny, but it's just the way I do it."

Lastly, Bertuzzi let loose.

"Dan Cleary for feeling fantastic every day he puts on his equipment," Bertuzzi said. "Pavel Datsyuk for the sickest set of hands I've ever seen -- he doesn't even have to stickhandle, he can still have a good game. Drew Miller just for sitting next to me. Chris Osgood for just being Ozzie -- but actually thank God for Ozzie, it'd be a long year if it wasn't for Ozzie."
After tonight, the Wings get two days off for Christmas. No word on whether they gifted one another donations to the Human Fund.


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#2082727 Thrashers @ Leafs

Posted by sputman on 22 December 2010 - 08:47 PM

Skates are not razor sharp.


tell that to mike modano, and richard zednik, and clint malarchuk..


#2082283 Brett Lebda to start as Winger Tonight for the Leafs

Posted by sputman on 21 December 2010 - 02:24 PM

he definitely didn't

maybe they're confusing him with meech? even then i think he only started a few games as a forward


i don't remember leb on da wing.


#2082223 Swedish star - Carl Hagelin sign with the Wings?

Posted by sputman on 21 December 2010 - 11:04 AM

of course the wings are interested. he's undersized and from sweden.

that's like saying keith tkachuk may have some interest in onion rings.


#2081668 12/19 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

Posted by sputman on 19 December 2010 - 07:41 PM

was tonight "sacrifice a virgin" night?

did anybody else hear those screams??


#2080017 Jiri Hudler Watch Thread

Posted by sputman on 17 December 2010 - 05:47 PM

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#2079793 Osgood to start Sunday

Posted by sputman on 17 December 2010 - 09:03 AM

that news is warm and gooey!