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#2528643 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 04:14 PM

niskanen flat out didn't want to come here

 

Helene St. James @HeleneStJames 5m

#RedWings offered D Matt Niskanen 7 years, $38.5 M but were told before free agency began Detroit not a destination for him.

 

Then make him want to come here. Or find someone else. Or, if you can't find someone else, find a forward. Or swing a trade. Do something that makes your team better. You have 365 days of the year, every year, to figure something out.

 

Anyone can sit on his hands and do nothing. A dead person could do that. A pet rock could do that.




#2528609 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 04:06 PM

GTFO Kenny. Get right the f*** out, right f****** now.




#2528551 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 03:55 PM

It just hit me. 

 

No one wanting to play for us? 

 

Incompetent GM? 

 

A sports team living in the shadow of it's glory days?

 

Holy s***. We're the new ISLANDERS

 

Dead Wings 2: Electric Boogaloo




#2528537 Wings sign Kevin Porter to 1-year, 2-way contract

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 03:48 PM

WIIM:
 

The Red Wings' most pressing need going into free agency was a top-4 defenseman, and the organization was intent on finding a right-handed shooting defenseman at that. Kevin Porter fills exactly zero of those needs. But at least he shoots left! And is a center! And went to the University of Michigan!

 

Porter will likely spend the season in Grand Rapids with a potential call-up in the event of injury. Depending on how the Red Wings plan to use Porter, this may not turn out to be a terrible signing per se. The timing of it, however, signals troubling issues on management's game plan for July 1. Kevin Porter is not a July 1 signing. There are Kevin Porter-type players to be had much later into free agency, even right up against the start of the season if need be. Just as Petr Mrazek didn't need to be extended the first day he could be, there's no reason Kevin Porter needed to be sought after and signed by today.

 

I want to sign an enforcer to protect our team from Ken Holland.




#2528473 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 03:12 PM

But hey, we're only about 9 months from the trade deadline...so that's something. 

 

You mean we're preggorz?




#2528470 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 03:10 PM

I can't wait to chase him with a pitchfork and a torch.

 

You'll have to get through Helene first.




#2528319 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 02:13 PM

The only really positive takeaway here is that we still do have a very promising stable of quality young players, and, should they pan out in a big way, we haven't done anything to endanger our ability to keep them. Or something. I don't know. Shut up.




#2528302 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 02:08 PM

Yea at this point let's pack it in and try again next year. Nothing we do now is going to drastically improve our team unless we are talking a Shea Weber. Get a cheap one year filler and hope next off season has greener pastures.

 

TBH, this year's pastures are about as green as it's going to get, in terms of UFA options. And Kenny got no one new. Absolutely no one.




#2528287 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 02:06 PM

Now isn't the time to trade. If Kenny thought prices were high a week ago at the draft...

 

Kinda convenient. "Well, we can't make a trade. The prices are so high right now. I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO RE-SIGN CLEARY."

 

Do nothing, make excuses, rationalize, sit on your hands. The Ken Holland way.
 




#2528263 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 01:59 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Stars and Bolts are going to be terrifyingly good in a few years. I'm not just saying that to say it. Nill and Yzerman mean business.




#2528238 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 01:52 PM

We're going to bleed for this.  Watch.  KH didn't want to overpay in the past?  Just wait and see what the going rate is for a top four defenseman now that every other one is off the market. 

 

You're assuming Kenny would actually pull the trigger on a trade of any kind.




#2528232 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 01:51 PM

I'm not sure that many/any teams would be interested in Kindl.

 

Because he's getting 2.4 for another three years or something ridiculous like that. FML.




#2528152 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 01:27 PM

There are just no words. We're actually left with Kyle Quincey and Dan Cleary. In real life. 400 free agents, probably a couple dozen trade possibilities. And we're left with Kyle Quincey and Dan Cleary, and a thoroghly bubble-ass team. Oh, and Babcock hasn't signed an extension.




#2528111 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 01:18 PM

No, seriously. Fire Ken Holland.




#2528054 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Dabura on 01 July 2014 - 01:03 PM

Riley Sheahan @rsheahan15 53s

Looking forward to spending the next 2 years in Detroit! Thanks to my family, friends, and all the wings fans for the support! #GoWings

 

Looking forward to having you around!!

 

GTFO RILEY NO ONE CARES RIGHT NOW