I know there's people who think the refs are out to get us and people who think those people should skip that third bowl of crack for breakfast, but when has anyone gotten a suspension for something they've done to one of the Wings' stars? A couple of fines, but I can't think of a suspension off the top of my head. Not to say it hasn't happened, but we do seem to be getting the short end of the justice stick.
I was all prepared to feel bad for Kane*, but on watching the play, Petrovic basically did diddly squat. Not sure what caused Kane to fall, but it certainly wasn't another player. Maybe his skate caught a chip in the ice? And OMG the announcers! 'Nasty hit from behind"? Pffffffft. I really need to apply for an announcing job. I can make s*** up as well as anyone else.
I just watch the games on TV, so I don't know how closely those seats are monitored by security and how often they approach people asking to see their tickets.
In my experience the only seats closely monitored are the lower bowl on the bench side. You must present your ticket each and every time you attempt to enter. I never sit in lower bowl unless I'm given the tickets - it's more fun and a better view in the upper bowl.
If and when you all pass the bar, kudos! and I'm sure you'll have steady careers representing sparring LGW members and sports figures. However, the topic at hand is actually Hank and the mysterious injury. Let's get back to that, shall we?
Here's hoping the boys get the Wheelz on da bus for the second and hit the JUCK F***ING POTT to light it up and rack up enough PP goals for BoS's bunghole that it's like a kick to the yambag for TB. (Did I force in enough retro LGW memes there?)
You might want to invoke Blueberry Muffin as well.