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#2251227 Punishment for throwing octupus on the road

Posted by luvmnger on 02 February 2012 - 04:06 AM

i used the "grenade" style while in phoenix when bertuzzi scored the shootout winner.

everyones hands went in the air, i threw it up from behind me and continued the upward motion with "high fives" to everyone around me.

the problem that occured was the buddy next to me went closer to get pictures and the security swarmed him and held all of us for "questioning"

during this time they never once looked my way with any questions.

one security guard had a serious bug up his ass, assumed that since my friend was so interested in getting a photo,(which he didnt get to) that he must be guilty.

my friend, of course egged the guard on with, so columbo, you saw me,huh?, and where did i keep the creature on my person? would my hands have some strange smell to them? you do realize that the guilty one is getting away, dont you? etc....then mid questioning, they changed it to, dead animal. so the cops would be more inclined to stick around.

4 security guards, 3 cops, and 20 minutes of video review couldn't figure out who threw it.

the police apologized, and then chewed out the security guard for wasting his time with this dribble.

so, there you have my adventure....be a ninja, or dont do it at all.

big brother is watching.


#2249100 Trade Deadline Approaches

Posted by luvmnger on 24 January 2012 - 08:11 PM

come on...moen? we need to fill the "hull" or "drake" quota


gimmie ruutu or parise.

someone who lives to bury the puck or someone with big brass balls and passion.


#2189124 Trades on the table for the draft?

Posted by luvmnger on 24 June 2011 - 08:35 PM

DAMN IT!

BURNS JUST WENT TO SAN JOSE.

we better do something big.

come on kenny!

this feels like a "beat detroit to the punch"


#2170022 Is Brad Richards an option?

Posted by luvmnger on 09 May 2011 - 03:59 AM

we need a bona fide...true blue, died in the wool kille, ahem goal scorer.

but they dont grow on the cheap tree.



nah...i'll pass on the brad richards thing.


#2153778 2011 Round 1 Photoshop War: Phoenix Coyotes

Posted by luvmnger on 19 April 2011 - 07:47 PM

somebody please.. captions.
Posted Image


"dude...i am sooo sorry...i mean it sucks to get eliminated...don't take this personal or anything...i mean, we are just better...ok....someone has to go home...sniff....but its going to be you."

"damn it...i know....and your teams roster is pretty full next year already...i just don't want to move to fricking Winnipeg."


#2130375 Take a Drive Down Nick Lidstrom Drive

Posted by luvmnger on 14 March 2011 - 09:14 PM

Hey Doc Emerick, it's called Nick Lidstrom what?


DRIVE!


#2104225 Wings Have To Toughen Up Soon

Posted by luvmnger on 24 January 2011 - 11:07 AM

the old wings had fighters that also contributed, and avoided the "stupid" penalties.

while i do enjoy the cup wins, i also favor the gritty edge a "smart" enforcer brings and would sacrifice a role player to fill this gap.

lucic, and konopka come to mind.

every year we get abused in the late season and playoffs, and this takes its toll. what if someone jumped malkin after his attack on Z and beat him down, causing the mandatory game suspension for both?

malkin had 2 goals in the game 6 that changed the momentum.

or what about the spearing of lidstrom during the blackhawk game?

enforcers change the game to a degree, they don't prevent injuries, but they keep the cheap shots at bay. players don't run goalies all game long if we have an enforcer watching over the herd.

would kostopolos have run stuart if he knew he was going to get run down later that game? who knows. but i think his mindset would have been slightly altered if D-mac was rotating shifts and collecting teeth.

i love the domination of our wings team, but i hate seeing cheap s*** hits to wear down or sideline our players for the long haul. checking is designed to wear players down by nature, but the little extra, needs to stop.

so, to summarize...the wings don't need a goon, they need a heart and soul with a big bag of knuckles and a knack for scoring more than once every 9 months.

these players don't grow on trees, i know, but they still exist, and we need to step up and get one.


#2058630 michael keaton is dead to me!

Posted by luvmnger on 06 November 2010 - 10:06 AM

there he is ...in all his coolness....doing the voice of "ken" in the latest toy story 3.

SPORTING A PENQUINS HAT!

i am considering burning my copy of beetlejuice.

damn it.

i can handle mike myers in maple leaf gear...ok.
i can handle belushi in blackhawk gear....ok
i can even handle leary in bruins gear....

but not this.

i am disappointed.


#2044462 Wisniewski makes obscene gesture towards Avery

Posted by luvmnger on 11 October 2010 - 07:26 PM

this just goes on to support my idea of uncensored NHL hockey on a "requested channel"

that would rock!

miked up benches....trash talking....unabashed interviews.

yeah....sign me up.

of course, i'm in dreamland about this.

NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.


#2041826 10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

Posted by luvmnger on 08 October 2010 - 02:22 AM

COME ON BOYS!!!!

DOUBLE TAP TO THE STERNUM .. ONE IN THE HEAD.

TIME TO TAKE THIS SEASON LIKE A MAD ASSASSIN.

GO WINGS!


#2037860 The NHL Injury Thread

Posted by luvmnger on 29 September 2010 - 10:07 AM

[this just in from PBS...Sidney Crosby has been reported to have pulled his pud and is expected to miss the next 3 minutes. doctors were baffled to the situation, not knowing he actually had one, but remain optimistic for a speedy recovery.]


#2037859 Ericsson on notice?

Posted by luvmnger on 29 September 2010 - 10:01 AM

ericsson drives me nuts.....has for 3 years.

lilja, quincey, meech, lebda.....all better than ericsson in my book.

he is my whipping boy until he earns his way out of it.


#2025858 should there be another team in the NHL?

Posted by luvmnger on 13 August 2010 - 02:24 PM

my personal fix for the league....

franchise bred players cost 50% of cap hit to salary...1 mil. player hits cap 500K

#1 draft pick goes to first team NOT in playoffs. (this will drive the win every game theme and no one gets the "we suck" award of a prime time player.

more across conference games... less inter division.

shrink season to 70 games, spread out season ( non-hockey fans need time to digest the game before the next one)

move Atlanta...Florida...Phoenix...

open up shops in Vegas..Quebec/Toronto...Seattle....Winnipeg...Hartford

divide the league north/south

use the Bud Light advertising team to help market hockey faces in humorous commercials.

latch on to Hollywood types that love hockey to help promote the sports passion.

same for music, lots of musicians love the NHL but are quiet about it.


lynch Bettman! Shanahan for commissioner!

please get someone in the NHLPA that can keep the peace.

fire mccrimmon and assign chelios to defensive coach.

1 mandatory mullet per team! (just checking if your still reading)

that's my take on the world of hockey!


#2025721 should there be another team in the NHL?

Posted by luvmnger on 13 August 2010 - 01:21 AM

i agree 100% eva....i have always liked your insight.

if the mid level players keep leaving...the NHL will loose its luster.

2 was the exact number i was thinking.

but where oh where?

hartford whalers

las vegas gamblers

ha!


#2025488 Red Wing Fans... Prepare for glory.

Posted by luvmnger on 12 August 2010 - 11:50 AM

if this went to "print" at 3 am today....where is the mention of ruslan salei and the probable departure of lilja?

where is he coming up with us having money left to signing a scoring winger?

confused....am i missing something?