I am not a good uncle, but I'm a fantastic Godmother (of the non-fairy variety).
Were I a Fairy Godmother, I would wave my wand and fix Pavel's booboo, give Helm some hands, end Gusgus's cold streak, and give the goalposts little flippers so that when the Red Pings shoot, the puck will go in.
*Said flippers will be at the disposal of the Wings only. Shots from the other team will be flipped out instead of in.
Speaking of flippers, Happy Birthday, Valtteri Filppula. May you enjoy a good time after the game.
This game is called hockey, it should be violent, physical and skilled. If stars want to shine against the so called "lesser skilled but tougher" guys guess what ? Work harder because guys like Prust while not the most talented will work their butt of, If someone crosses the line you simple can't count on the refs the game is too fast and there is too much stuff going on...want to change the open season against so called stars ? Get rid of the instigator problem solved.
This season has already been one of it not the most boring since years and I'm sorry but basketball like scores are not going to bring back the excitement...let's make hockey hockey again and then the excitement will come back.