MabusIncarnate

His next story will be "red wings dont deserve to be on the same golf course as the hawks"

 

I can't like this enough!

 

 

It requires many many likes.... Perfection...

The Hawks bench when their tying goal was disallowed

 

If the Glee Shop isn't to your taste this one should serve as a fine compromise.

 

Glee Wings - Click to see Full Sized
 

 

 

 

 

Put this together after I read your post, hope you guys like it.

 

 

 

I laughed so hard at this I had tears in my eyes. This is classic!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient c--

MOO! 

To lighten my mood and maybe yours was wondering if anyone knows any good jokes?

 

Kids, adult humor or anything I don't care need comedy in my life to make me laugh every now and then.

 

My 4 year daughter told me this one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Why did the chicken cross the playground?"

 

"To get to the other slide."

 

Two blonde girls walk into a department store.
They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, 'That’s quit nice, don’t you think, Tracy?'
'Yeah, what’s it called Sharon?'
'Viens a moi'
'Viens a moi? What does that mean?'
At this stage the store clerk offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me’.
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, 'That doesn’t smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?'

Two old ladies were at a bus stop smoking cigarettes when it started to rain.  The first lady said, "Oh, no, now our cigarettes will get wet."

 

The second one said, "No they won't."  She reached into her purse and pulled out two condoms and a manicure scissors.  She snipped the ends off the condoms and unrolled them over the cigarettes.  "See?  We just roll them up as we smoke, and our cigarettes stay nice and dry."

 

The first lady is impressed.  "What are these and where did you get them?" she asked.

 

"They're called condoms and you can get them in any pharmacy." the other replied.

 

A few weeks later, the first lady was standing at a bus stop and it started raining.  She remembered the condoms and happened to be near a pharmacy.  She went in and asked the pharmacist, "Do you sell condoms?"

 

The pharmacist wondered what an 80-year-old lady would need them for, but, being a professional, he replied, "Yes, ma'am.  Is there any particular kind you want?"

 

The old lady thought about it and replied, "I guess it doesn't matter, just so long as it will fit on a camel."

A string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "Are you a string?" asks the bartender,"we don't serve strings here". So the string walks out of the bar, ties himself into a pretzel and undoes his ends. He walks back into the bar and asks for a drink again. "Are you a string?" Asks the bartender. "No", replied the string, " I'm a frayed knot".

 

 

Is it weird that nearly every picture I have from the last year is with my dog?

 

...And is it weird that he had health insurance before I did? >_>

 

(Hi Puckloo!)

Great job, IMO the funniest part is that the comic costs 20 cents