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#2685835 Mrazek's "Farewell to the Joe" Mask for 2016/2017

Posted by FireCaptain on 12 September 2016 - 09:11 PM

Does it come with a built in clipboard for counting faceoffs from the bench?


and here's Jimmy's mask for the upcoming season.




(I like Jimmy, but figured I had a good little joke there.) ;)

#2683620 Fans rank front offices....Wings 21st

Posted by FireCaptain on 22 July 2016 - 09:27 AM

He was told not to bother by Stamkos' people. 


After the meeting in TO, it confirmed what Stamkos knew all along - he wanted to stay in TB. 


It's been all over the news and NHL radio - why is that so hard to understand? 


didn't even call Stamkos

#2683415 Shea Weber for Pernal Karl Subban

Posted by FireCaptain on 18 July 2016 - 03:27 PM

He is going to be ADORED by Smashville. 


#2682352 Tootoo to TwoCity (CHI aka Second City)

Posted by FireCaptain on 06 July 2016 - 01:19 AM

Ok, Jordin signed with Chicago.. I just wanted to make the too/to/two joke. 




I'm going back to disliking Tootoo now. Stupid Hawks. 

#2679099 The Holiday tradition: 2016 Draft thoughts.....

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 June 2016 - 08:18 PM

I love how everyone thinks KH and the gang suck.. Meanwhile, they're making moves to ditch cap space and get better. The best picks are gone.. why not trade down, shed salary cap, and pick a few spots later. BRILLIANT!

#2678718 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 June 2016 - 10:54 AM

Dafuq am I looking at? It looks like a CAD drawing of a die for use in Dungeons and Dragons. 

I couldn't see it either, it asked to download some app, eventhough I'm on a pc


Here's the Chart


#2677881 NHL Chooses Las Vegas for 17-18 Expansion

Posted by FireCaptain on 16 June 2016 - 04:20 PM

Travesty, a sham, and a mockery - a traveshamockery!


A beer ad involving Bob Odenkirk!





This reminds me of a commercial years ago...'Sham-mockery' was the theme, and if I remember correctly it was a NHL Network commercial.


I went and found it for ya..

#2675882 WCF: St. Louis Blues vs. San Jose Sharks

Posted by FireCaptain on 13 May 2016 - 12:38 PM

St. Louis Blues (C2) vs. San Jose Sharks (P3)

Sun 5/15, 8pm: SJS @ STL | NBCSN, CBC, TVA Sports

Tue 5/17, 8pm: SJS @ STL | NBCSN, CBC, TVA Sports

Thu 5/19, 9pm: STL @ SJS | NBCSN, CBC, TVA Sports

Sat 5/21, 7:15pm: STL @ SJS | NBC, CBC, TVA Sports

*Mon 5/23, 8pm:  SJS @ STL | NBCSN, CBC, TVA Sports

*Wed 5/25, 9pm:  STL @ SJS | NBCSN, CBC, TVA Sports

*Fri 5/27, 8pm:  SJS @ STL | NBCSN, CBC, TVA Sports




#2675063 Calder finalists

Posted by FireCaptain on 03 May 2016 - 10:39 PM

I don't think anyone is upset with that. I think some are upset with at least 2 of the 3 choices tho.



Are people really upset Larkin isn't a finalist? He's not one of the three best rookies. Period.

#2675062 Official - Little Caesars Arena

Posted by FireCaptain on 03 May 2016 - 10:35 PM

No, but that's a neat bit of history.

Okay. But he was probably the biggest sports star and a national hero at the time and African-American. Oh and this was 10 years before Jackie Robinson played MLB. 


In one of the most famous sporting events of the century, he fought and beat, Max Schmeling, a German fighter, who's previous dominance the Nazi's claimed as proof of ayran superiority. Schmeling's publicist said a black man could never beat him and that Schmeling's winnings would be used to build Nazi tanks. The fight was hyped as Fascism vs. Democracy, Hitler raised the natonal curfew so all could listen to it and Roosevelt brought Louis to the White House before the fight to encourage him. This was about a year before war broke out in Europe.


Did I win you over yet?

#2674990 Calder finalists

Posted by FireCaptain on 03 May 2016 - 02:58 PM

Yes, you do on some level. You took time to click reply, type your words, and click submit.

Sorry, I don't care.

#2674484 Official - Little Caesars Arena

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 April 2016 - 02:44 PM

This only works if the goalie pads look like crazy bread or caesar wings. 


Goal net area made to look like dipping sauce??

along with the new arena, LC is also sponsoring the future Red Wings 3rd or alternate jersey


credit to @NickRobbins23 

#2674468 Official - Little Caesars Arena

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 April 2016 - 01:40 PM




Little Caesars Arena brought to you by Amway and sponsored by DTE energy microwave goal. I'm done with this s***...

#2673675 Holland (selfishly) declined promotion

Posted by FireCaptain on 25 April 2016 - 10:03 PM

I didn't see anyone mentioning this bombshell.


Dear ol' Kenny was asked to take a different job so as to keep The Captain with the team as GM. He declined. 





When Steve Yzerman left the front office to manage the Lightning, Mike Ilitch said he had approached Holland about moving up in the front office to make room for Yzerman as general manager.


Ilitch said Holland declined.


Now, Holland’s tasks are formidable and mounting, and his joke several seasons ago that Lidstrom’s retirement might hasten his own is less humorous.


He faces fierce urgency in a hot kitchen, likely to get only hotter.





#2668648 ECQF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:00 EST

Posted by FireCaptain on 15 April 2016 - 11:59 AM

Steal one at the Amalie and let's make this a series!!