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#2372797 Larry Murphy Fired by FSD

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 March 2013 - 07:47 PM

Wow, I didn't see that coming... and neither would he.

 

 think the next step is to put Richard Bernstein in Murph's old spot between the benches.




#2372521 Larry Murphy Fired by FSD

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 March 2013 - 07:17 AM

This just in: Surplus of dollar hot dogs and cold Miller Lites expected through the end of the season at JLA.

 

"With the unexpected departure of Larry, we will be unable to adjust our ordering and inventories until after the end of the season," said an obviously befuddled concession manager. "That dude could eat his weight in dollar hot dogs and [as you could tell from his broadcasts] he LOVED those Miller Lites. Expect many unscheduled 'Dollar Hot Dog Nights' as we try to burn through this excess inventory."




#2362084 Bryz's new mask - cool Star Wars theme.

Posted by FireCaptain on 27 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

I think people are reading WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much into Yoda's saber color. Clearly it's just orange for the Flyers. 




#2361528 Bryz's new mask - cool Star Wars theme.

Posted by FireCaptain on 26 February 2013 - 01:36 PM

To bad the force is not strong in this one.

 

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http://www.cbssports...-star-wars-mask

 

 




#2355879 Datsyuk "upper body injury"

Posted by FireCaptain on 15 February 2013 - 07:28 PM

Can we just steal uninjured parts from all of the injured players and make a Frankenstein? 




#2353462 Do We Really Need a New Stadium?

Posted by FireCaptain on 09 February 2013 - 09:21 PM

Cup holders!




#2350544 Goalie proposal

Posted by FireCaptain on 02 February 2013 - 08:07 PM

KH: -dialing - *ring ring*

CO: Hey, Ken! What's up?

KH: Um.. well.. this is kinda awkward. Um, are you busy for the next few months?

CO: We tried this before and then I had to bail Hasek's ass out in Nashville. Remember that? *rubs Stanley Cup ring*

KH: Um, yeah. Well, you see, we signed...

CO: (interrupting) A guy who's injury prone?

KH: Yes, and you see the guy on the bench, well.. LGW forums have no confidence in him. 

CO: Still trolling that place?

KH: Yes, it's a guilty pleasure - you know, like watching Honey Boo Boo.

CO: Whatever. I'll pick up Drapes and Malts and I'll be there in 30. 

KH: Um, Chris, about Kirk and Kris. We kind of have a *mumbling* log jam at forward. We like our team. We kicked the tires but no one was available.

CO: *sharply* What?

KH: Nothing. See you in a bit.




#2348905 1/29 GDT : Stars 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 10:02 PM

They said Richard Bachman was coming in and I expected to see Stephen King take the ice.




#2348640 TooToo - the lovable little Tasmanian Devil

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

2 more dust ups tonight in the first 20 mins.. 

 

I think the 22 haters might be thawing a bit.




#2348628 1/29 GDT : Stars 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 08:17 PM

June 2008?

 

Seems like the last 4 games we've played have been powerplay fests, for or against.

 

Remember when hockey used to be fun to watch?




#2348619 1/29 GDT : Stars 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 08:15 PM

OK, 22 got those out of the way..

 

Now, let's try less facey punchy, more goalie scorey!




#2345718 worse before better.....

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 January 2013 - 02:02 AM

Trade the Captain and Datsyuk? Huh. 

 

 

Sounds like a great idea. 

 

/sarcasm




#2345410 Ian White Out 2-3 Weeks

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 January 2013 - 11:29 AM

From now on, Jimmy Howard is not allowed to wear skates. For the safety of our fragile players, he has to wear broomball shoes. 




#2340335 TooToo - the lovable little Tasmanian Devil

Posted by FireCaptain on 15 January 2013 - 04:55 PM

Coach weighs in on the toughness debate and compares TooToo to Downey, McCarty and Drake.

 

The Wings see Tootoo as someone who can help them regain their footing after last year's especially disappointing showing in the playoffs, when they lost in the first round to Tootoo's Predators. Tootoo, who turns 30 on Feb. 2, isn't a big-minutes guy, but it's what he does with those minutes he is on the ice that they like. Babcock sees Tootoo as the same type of player the Wings had on their most recent Stanley Cup winning team, in 2008, when Dallas Drake and Darren McCarty roamed the ice and Aaron Downey was on reserve.

 

"When we won the Cup last, we had great toughness on our team," Babcock said. "Dallas Drake hunted you down, and we had Mac and we had Downs. We had lots of grit. We haven't been near as gritty since. We're not talking about guys to stop and fight at stoppages, we're talking about guys who will get on you and forecheck and make people nervous. He always made us nervous."

 

 

http://www.freep.com...troit Red Wings




#2339475 Tomas Holmstrom Retires

Posted by FireCaptain on 12 January 2013 - 12:02 AM

I dunno, we'll figure it out when one of them retires.  :w00t:

 

Great.  Whatcha got for When I Look Into Your Ears

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