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#2382324 CORDEU to DET. Patterson to GR

Posted by FireCaptain on 08 April 2013 - 07:31 PM

What's that? Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs? You kidding me?  Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game. Another game.

 

Jim Mora, FTW.

 

 

 

Cordeau will just be helping during practices. Why would they replace Gus with some untested kid going into playoffs? It's illogical. Like others have said, its just musical chairs to satisfy roster rules.




#2375879 Larry Murphy Fired by FSD

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 March 2013 - 11:12 AM

Don't..... for..get the awk....ward....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pauses.

Have you been watching the same Keating I have?  John Keating right?  He of the over-extended metaphor in every intro/interview?




#2374521 Iginla may/may not have added Detroit to his trade list

Posted by FireCaptain on 26 March 2013 - 11:33 PM

We are "apart" of his list. What we aren't is "a part" of his list. 

 

Guys, we should probably just close this dang thread. Iggy doesn't have any interest into coming to Detroit. It was rumored that we were apart of his list, but it's been more than reported now that Detroit certainly isn't in his list. 




#2374442 Wings Make Offer to Danny D!

Posted by FireCaptain on 26 March 2013 - 04:56 PM

qm.gifhttp://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tje8r/

 

It's kind of at the point where everybody wants him and now I mostly want him just to say we won.
Sort of an "I don't know if I want him but I don't want anybody else to have him" ...my feelings towards this signing are starting to sound less hockey fan and more crazy ex-girlfriend.




#2372797 Larry Murphy Fired by FSD

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 March 2013 - 07:47 PM

Wow, I didn't see that coming... and neither would he.

 

 think the next step is to put Richard Bernstein in Murph's old spot between the benches.




#2372521 Larry Murphy Fired by FSD

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 March 2013 - 07:17 AM

This just in: Surplus of dollar hot dogs and cold Miller Lites expected through the end of the season at JLA.

 

"With the unexpected departure of Larry, we will be unable to adjust our ordering and inventories until after the end of the season," said an obviously befuddled concession manager. "That dude could eat his weight in dollar hot dogs and [as you could tell from his broadcasts] he LOVED those Miller Lites. Expect many unscheduled 'Dollar Hot Dog Nights' as we try to burn through this excess inventory."




#2362084 Bryz's new mask - cool Star Wars theme.

Posted by FireCaptain on 27 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

I think people are reading WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much into Yoda's saber color. Clearly it's just orange for the Flyers. 




#2361528 Bryz's new mask - cool Star Wars theme.

Posted by FireCaptain on 26 February 2013 - 01:36 PM

To bad the force is not strong in this one.

 

022613_bryzstarwars.jpg

 

022613_bryz2.jpg

 

 

http://www.cbssports...-star-wars-mask

 

 




#2355879 Datsyuk "upper body injury"

Posted by FireCaptain on 15 February 2013 - 07:28 PM

Can we just steal uninjured parts from all of the injured players and make a Frankenstein? 




#2353462 Do We Really Need a New Stadium?

Posted by FireCaptain on 09 February 2013 - 09:21 PM

Cup holders!




#2350544 Goalie proposal

Posted by FireCaptain on 02 February 2013 - 08:07 PM

KH: -dialing - *ring ring*

CO: Hey, Ken! What's up?

KH: Um.. well.. this is kinda awkward. Um, are you busy for the next few months?

CO: We tried this before and then I had to bail Hasek's ass out in Nashville. Remember that? *rubs Stanley Cup ring*

KH: Um, yeah. Well, you see, we signed...

CO: (interrupting) A guy who's injury prone?

KH: Yes, and you see the guy on the bench, well.. LGW forums have no confidence in him. 

CO: Still trolling that place?

KH: Yes, it's a guilty pleasure - you know, like watching Honey Boo Boo.

CO: Whatever. I'll pick up Drapes and Malts and I'll be there in 30. 

KH: Um, Chris, about Kirk and Kris. We kind of have a *mumbling* log jam at forward. We like our team. We kicked the tires but no one was available.

CO: *sharply* What?

KH: Nothing. See you in a bit.




#2348905 1/29 GDT : Stars 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 10:02 PM

They said Richard Bachman was coming in and I expected to see Stephen King take the ice.




#2348640 TooToo - the lovable little Tasmanian Devil

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

2 more dust ups tonight in the first 20 mins.. 

 

I think the 22 haters might be thawing a bit.




#2348628 1/29 GDT : Stars 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 08:17 PM

June 2008?

 

Seems like the last 4 games we've played have been powerplay fests, for or against.

 

Remember when hockey used to be fun to watch?




#2348619 1/29 GDT : Stars 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 January 2013 - 08:15 PM

OK, 22 got those out of the way..

 

Now, let's try less facey punchy, more goalie scorey!