FireCaptain

Don't..... for..get the awk....ward....

pauses.

Have you been watching the same Keating I have?  John Keating right?  He of the over-extended metaphor in every intro/interview?

We are "apart" of his list. What we aren't is "a part" of his list. 

Guys, we should probably just close this dang thread. Iggy doesn't have any interest into coming to Detroit. It was rumored that we were apart of his list, but it's been more than reported now that Detroit certainly isn't in his list. 

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tje8r/

It's kind of at the point where everybody wants him and now I mostly want him just to say we won.
Sort of an "I don't know if I want him but I don't want anybody else to have him" ...my feelings towards this signing are starting to sound less hockey fan and more crazy ex-girlfriend.

Wow, I didn't see that coming... and neither would he.

 think the next step is to put Richard Bernstein in Murph's old spot between the benches.

This just in: Surplus of dollar hot dogs and cold Miller Lites expected through the end of the season at JLA.

"With the unexpected departure of Larry, we will be unable to adjust our ordering and inventories until after the end of the season," said an obviously befuddled concession manager. "That dude could eat his weight in dollar hot dogs and [as you could tell from his broadcasts] he LOVED those Miller Lites. Expect many unscheduled 'Dollar Hot Dog Nights' as we try to burn through this excess inventory."

I think people are reading WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much into Yoda's saber color. Clearly it's just orange for the Flyers. 

To bad the force is not strong in this one.

http://www.cbssports...-star-wars-mask

Can we just steal uninjured parts from all of the injured players and make a Frankenstein? 

Cup holders!

KH: -dialing - *ring ring*

CO: Hey, Ken! What's up?

KH: Um.. well.. this is kinda awkward. Um, are you busy for the next few months?

CO: We tried this before and then I had to bail Hasek's ass out in Nashville. Remember that? *rubs Stanley Cup ring*

KH: Um, yeah. Well, you see, we signed...

CO: (interrupting) A guy who's injury prone?

KH: Yes, and you see the guy on the bench, well.. LGW forums have no confidence in him. 

CO: Still trolling that place?

KH: Yes, it's a guilty pleasure - you know, like watching Honey Boo Boo.

CO: Whatever. I'll pick up Drapes and Malts and I'll be there in 30. 

KH: Um, Chris, about Kirk and Kris. We kind of have a *mumbling* log jam at forward. We like our team. We kicked the tires but no one was available.

CO: *sharply* What?

KH: Nothing. See you in a bit.

They said Richard Bachman was coming in and I expected to see Stephen King take the ice.

2 more dust ups tonight in the first 20 mins.. 

I think the 22 haters might be thawing a bit.

June 2008?

Seems like the last 4 games we've played have been powerplay fests, for or against.

 

Remember when hockey used to be fun to watch?

OK, 22 got those out of the way..

Now, let's try less facey punchy, more goalie scorey!

Trade the Captain and Datsyuk? Huh. 

Sounds like a great idea. 

/sarcasm