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#2648319 Miller Out With Lower Body Injury

Posted by FireCaptain on 16 January 2016 - 09:06 PM

Just til after the trade deadline when rosters size don't matter.


Miller wont be out too long. 4 weeks.

#2645814 And your NHL All-Star Division Captains are....

Posted by FireCaptain on 02 January 2016 - 08:25 PM

I would love to get a "HELM for ASG" vote going next year.. I want to see him in the fastest skater competition. 

#2643849 Naming The New Arena Suggestion

Posted by FireCaptain on 21 December 2015 - 04:43 PM

Little Caesar's Coliseum. 


Illitch makes more money by one of his companies paying the naming rights to another of his companies.

#2641593 Fresh Prince of Grand Rapids..

Posted by FireCaptain on 08 December 2015 - 12:49 PM

File this in the WTF??!! file.


#2641273 Bummer, Miller & Pulkkinen out a while

Posted by FireCaptain on 04 December 2015 - 03:01 PM

He looked punch drunk. It was pretty clear that the lights were on but no one was home when the linesman went to corral him and help him out.



What?!?! Miller with a broken jaw? The hit looked hard and he was pretty much a standing KO. But seriously, last year was the skate to the face and now this. Damn his luck

#2640277 Larkin for ...

Posted by FireCaptain on 30 November 2015 - 11:15 AM

Larkin for...






Would be the first RW to win it since '64-65 and the youngest RW to ever win it. 

#2639161 Ian White Preparing for War?

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 November 2015 - 12:01 PM

But do you remember that time that his face was all, "Screw you, puck, you're not going in!" 



Remember that time he blocked a shot with his face though? That was badass.
Remember that time he blocked a shot with his face though? That was badass.



Yeah, but do you remember the time he blocked that shot with his face? That was badass.

#2636986 Pulkkinen fined for diving

Posted by FireCaptain on 14 November 2015 - 12:38 AM

Hey, ease up.. sometimes, they really do get shot... ;)





If you're not selling a penalty as a hockey player then you're not doing it right. Tons for players do it. The annoying ones are those that make something out of nothing. Aka players diving like swans. That's what gets me. 

#2636507 Abby Signs 7-year, 29.75 mil Extension

Posted by FireCaptain on 11 November 2015 - 11:41 PM

Don't forget the iron clad, patented KHAZMTNMHMTTNIC (Kenny Holland Absolutely Zero Movement or Trades No Matter How Much The Team Needs It Clause © ) that it will come with. 

#2636152 Abby Signs 7-year, 29.75 mil Extension

Posted by FireCaptain on 10 November 2015 - 12:41 PM

OK, but I gonna need some assistance from the ladies around here and you're allowed to watch, but no eye contact. 


This is why you have to get rid of Erection.

#2633356 Devils Sign Tootoo

Posted by FireCaptain on 27 October 2015 - 12:06 AM

from - http://www.thehockey...oween-costumes/


It's a Tootsa Loompa!



#2624963 Kane case headed to grand jury

Posted by FireCaptain on 08 September 2015 - 07:46 PM

Great point, however if he is guilty and she takes the settlement, she forever looks like a liar and a golddigger - even if she was telling the truth - , while he - although not 'guilty' in a court of law - will be forever tarnished. 


No one wins here, either way. It's like OJ winning the criminal case, but losing the civil case. 


I would think a settlement is likely.  If he's not guilty, she's going to take the settlement and run.  If he's guilty, she may well rather end it with something than face a jury and have to recount the most horrific thing that's ever happened to her, knowing that in such a high-profile case people will be glued to every word.


If I were in her shoes (assuming he's guilty), I'd take the money.  Justice would not be served, but if you find yourself in that situation, sometimes your own peace comes before the greater good.  At least he's been exposed and other women will be warned.

#2624485 Howard's New Mask

Posted by FireCaptain on 02 September 2015 - 10:01 PM

He thinks he'll see time in net for the Griffins?



I don't get it... Why is there a lion / gargoyle on it?

#2623780 Adidas Gets NHL Jersey Deal

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 August 2015 - 01:05 AM




Adidas owns Reebok.

I did not know that; now I know that.

#2622875 Franzen's Gift to Nyquist

Posted by FireCaptain on 11 August 2015 - 02:53 PM

OMFG! That is EPIC.


Guess Franzen's humor lobe remains intact.