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#2519806 WCSF : (7) Minnesota vs. (5) Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by FireCaptain on 09 May 2014 - 02:19 AM

You're a girl. Girls don't poop. Therefore, this statement is impossible.. or is it?


/mind blown

I just want to light an effing turd on fire and throw it directly at Jonathan Toews. While it would probably not change his "I constantly smell a swamp fart" facial expression, it would be highly cathartic for yours truly.



edit: wait.. you never said 'light YOUR turd'..

#2519805 Gaborik?

Posted by FireCaptain on 09 May 2014 - 02:14 AM

Don't they all?


if the mirror added 2 inches and ten pounds.

#2519698 Peter Laviolette Hired as Predators' Coach

Posted by FireCaptain on 08 May 2014 - 12:08 AM

da fuq? hahahaha


He read your mind.. or you read his..


Today, Laviolette was able to explain for himself how his preferred style of play should bring more goals to the Predators.

“My system has been successful for many years. Primarily, instead of having one guy forward, I send two. The main thing I do is send guys in on the attack,” Laviolette said. “I don’t want people to think I’m going to come in and play reckless hockey. We are going to play fast and aggressive, but we’re not going to give up a ton of opportunities either. The more you play offense, the less you have to play defense.”




I could see more offence a bit of a sales pitch to the fans.


Im sure they have gotten better down there but in a place like Nashville big goals and big hits help sell the game.

#2518386 Red Wings expect changes for 2014 - 2015

Posted by FireCaptain on 30 April 2014 - 02:00 PM

That Zetterberg guy is double shifting every game! He's a BEAST!!



Zetterberg - Datsyuk - real top line winger

good winger - Zetterberg - Nyquist

Abdelkader - Helm - Tatar

McGrattan - Sheahan - Jurco


Kronwall - real #1 defenseman

Smith - Ericsson

Dekeyser - Sproul



Good playoff goalie


#2517533 Was Legwand worth it?

Posted by FireCaptain on 27 April 2014 - 06:53 AM

 so...bring in Larionov and watch us soar!


I agree! hubba hubba!




wait.. wrong Larionov? How does the other one look in a lowcut blouse? haha

#2515068 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 April 2014 - 07:47 PM

Well, that's MUCH better than having to boo them off the ice after the first 20!

Go Wings..


Damn, this team is SO bipolar.

#2514844 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 April 2014 - 05:49 PM

We can't even get an octopus past him..









#2513887 ADQF | Game 3 | Boston 3 @ Detroit 0, BOS leads series 2-1

Posted by FireCaptain on 22 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

I see what you're doing there.


Well played, Sir, well played.

You know that Rask is definitely going to get a 



#2513617 Redwings crowd tonight

Posted by FireCaptain on 22 April 2014 - 07:26 PM

Don't forget that the league controls the club's official website now. They started that a few years back to (I guess) 'standardize the product' amongst all the team. If you notice, they all use a very similar template.



Did a quick search - the change dates back to 2006. (Why I remember crap like this, I have no idea.)




Newsday (now in the process of being bought by Cablevision): The legal battle over marketing turf dates to 2006, when team owners voted 25-3 to approve transfer of all 30 teams' digital rights to the league, mimicking a "unitized" Internet business model used by the National Football League since 1999 and Major League Baseball since 2001. The Rangers cast one of the "no" votes...At the heart of the conflict is MSG's belief that, as a big-market team, the Rangers should be free to find new revenue streams outside the limits of market-sharing restrictions.




Another point I wanted to mention is the "stay connected 24/7" who the hell wants that ? The PR guys should realize one thing, people are looking at the official homepage to get that stuff of information and don't want to use third party sites/plugin in order to get the information they are looking for. So how about making the Wings homepage better ? Finding videos on the site is tedious (can't even see the day time) and there really is not a ton of news.

#2512902 Puck Daddy: Trotz Head Coach for Caps

Posted by FireCaptain on 21 April 2014 - 01:56 PM

Trotz is definitely winning the war of public opinion.


He took out a full page newspaper ad to thank the fans for their support.





#2510298 ECQF - Series A - Bruins versus Red Wings

Posted by FireCaptain on 17 April 2014 - 08:06 PM

It's official, Wings will win.

Barry Merose, ESPN.com: Boston in 6

#2510236 ECQF - Series A - Bruins versus Red Wings

Posted by FireCaptain on 17 April 2014 - 03:39 PM



Thanks, Capt Obvious.. hahaha


I was making a joke. 


It's all good. .


Seeing it is not the same to the players as holding it.

#2510219 2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

Posted by FireCaptain on 17 April 2014 - 02:08 PM

REQ: Since their nickname is "the B's".. I was thinking a cartoon bee with the B logo on it and a giant red fly swatter with the Wings logo or the Old English D logo in the mesh part.. 

#2510004 2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

Posted by FireCaptain on 16 April 2014 - 11:20 AM

Although this is pretty cool, does anyone else notice that they made Al the Octopus look like Roger from Family Guy?...excuse me.. American Dad.. I screwed that one up.



From Bruins facebook page: 



#2509726 ECQF - Series A - Bruins versus Red Wings

Posted by FireCaptain on 14 April 2014 - 11:30 PM

Infographic from sbnation.