You're a girl. Girls don't poop. Therefore, this statement is impossible.. or is it?
I just want to light an effing turd on fire and throw it directly at Jonathan Toews. While it would probably not change his "I constantly smell a swamp fart" facial expression, it would be highly cathartic for yours truly.
edit: wait.. you never said 'light YOUR turd'..
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