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#2531531 Tomas Jurco's Ridiculous New Stick Trick

Posted by FireCaptain on 11 July 2014 - 11:34 AM

Dan Cleary taught him that to pass the time. 

#2524244 Dan Cleary may return...sigh

Posted by FireCaptain on 17 June 2014 - 01:11 PM




#2524196 Dan Cleary may return...sigh

Posted by FireCaptain on 17 June 2014 - 10:48 AM

Dear Ken Holland,



Thank you.

#2521870 J-S Giguere to announce retirement

Posted by FireCaptain on 27 May 2014 - 12:31 PM



 Jean-Sebastien Giguere is expected to announce his retirement in mid-June


...followed by his ginormous pads retiring in mid-July. 



/try the veal

#2520556 A little late - round 1 highlights in fake legos

Posted by FireCaptain on 14 May 2014 - 11:32 PM

Saw this tonight.. 

Smith v. Chara is towards the beginning. 



#2520555 Puck Daddy: Trotz Head Coach for Caps

Posted by FireCaptain on 14 May 2014 - 11:28 PM


The Capitals contacted Trotz, who is arguably the most coveted coach currently on the market, not long after they dismissed Adam Oates and George McPhee in late April, and there is mutual interest.

“They were one of the first teams to reach out and asked what my plans were. I told them I would like to coach and they said they would love to talk to me. But obviously, they’re in the search for their general manager right now,” Trotz said in a phone interview. “From my standpoint of wanting another opportunity, a lot of things excite me about the Capitals and the other teams that are out there. A new challenge, to me, is really exciting.”


Seems like Trotz is pretty interested in Washington. 



#2520036 Canada can support 3 more teams in 20yrs

Posted by FireCaptain on 11 May 2014 - 06:59 PM

Pretty sure Nashville's not going anywhere.


The article is about expansion, not relocation..



I can't wait until the Saskatoon Panthers and the Halifax Predators are actual teams in the NHL.



#2519806 WCSF : (7) Minnesota vs. (5) Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by FireCaptain on 09 May 2014 - 02:19 AM

You're a girl. Girls don't poop. Therefore, this statement is impossible.. or is it?


/mind blown

I just want to light an effing turd on fire and throw it directly at Jonathan Toews. While it would probably not change his "I constantly smell a swamp fart" facial expression, it would be highly cathartic for yours truly.



edit: wait.. you never said 'light YOUR turd'..

#2519805 Gaborik?

Posted by FireCaptain on 09 May 2014 - 02:14 AM

Don't they all?


if the mirror added 2 inches and ten pounds.

#2519698 Peter Laviolette Hired as Predators' Coach

Posted by FireCaptain on 08 May 2014 - 12:08 AM

da fuq? hahahaha


He read your mind.. or you read his..


Today, Laviolette was able to explain for himself how his preferred style of play should bring more goals to the Predators.

“My system has been successful for many years. Primarily, instead of having one guy forward, I send two. The main thing I do is send guys in on the attack,” Laviolette said. “I don’t want people to think I’m going to come in and play reckless hockey. We are going to play fast and aggressive, but we’re not going to give up a ton of opportunities either. The more you play offense, the less you have to play defense.”




I could see more offence a bit of a sales pitch to the fans.


Im sure they have gotten better down there but in a place like Nashville big goals and big hits help sell the game.

#2518386 Red Wings expect changes for 2014 - 2015

Posted by FireCaptain on 30 April 2014 - 02:00 PM

That Zetterberg guy is double shifting every game! He's a BEAST!!



Zetterberg - Datsyuk - real top line winger

good winger - Zetterberg - Nyquist

Abdelkader - Helm - Tatar

McGrattan - Sheahan - Jurco


Kronwall - real #1 defenseman

Smith - Ericsson

Dekeyser - Sproul



Good playoff goalie


#2517533 Was Legwand worth it?

Posted by FireCaptain on 27 April 2014 - 06:53 AM

 so...bring in Larionov and watch us soar!


I agree! hubba hubba!




wait.. wrong Larionov? How does the other one look in a lowcut blouse? haha

#2515068 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 April 2014 - 07:47 PM

Well, that's MUCH better than having to boo them off the ice after the first 20!

Go Wings..


Damn, this team is SO bipolar.

#2514844 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 April 2014 - 05:49 PM

We can't even get an octopus past him..









#2513887 ADQF | Game 3 | Boston 3 @ Detroit 0, BOS leads series 2-1

Posted by FireCaptain on 22 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

I see what you're doing there.


Well played, Sir, well played.

You know that Rask is definitely going to get a