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#2471259 Kindl not representing Czech Republic @ Olympics

Posted by FireCaptain on 07 January 2014 - 04:56 PM

Don't worry, he didn't make THAT team either.


This entire time I thought Kindl was Swedish.

#2468857 12/30 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Predators 6

Posted by FireCaptain on 30 December 2013 - 10:14 PM

GOAL directly related to Howard not taking possession of that puck and stopping play. Grrrrr.

#2468322 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 3 Discussion (12/28)

Posted by FireCaptain on 29 December 2013 - 01:45 PM

The whole water bottle debacle was hilarious. My wife and I were laughing since they sound like our 5 and 6 year-olds fighting over a Barbie.


I was waiting for the ref to give them a 'time out' and make them go sit in the corner - not a penalty - but an actual time out.. haha

#2467784 Hockey News' Top 10 Fights of 2013

Posted by FireCaptain on 26 December 2013 - 08:34 PM

It even includes a goalie fight.




interesting fact: 7 out of 10 involved at least 1 Eastern Conference team.

#2467141 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 2 Discussion (12/21)

Posted by FireCaptain on 22 December 2013 - 03:10 AM

I'm with ya. 



TBH, I enjoy watching the Leafs more than the Wings. :confused:

#2462708 Yzerman commits to Alumni Game roster!

Posted by FireCaptain on 10 December 2013 - 02:31 PM

Just got a text from the Wings. Stevie Y WILL PLAY in the Alumni GAME!!!!



In case anyone is wondering.. text a message to  21732  and it should reply something about joining. 

#2461206 Datsyuk concussion: To Return Tuesday

Posted by FireCaptain on 05 December 2013 - 01:10 AM

What's the joke/reference?



The great Scott Parker, who else?  

#2458962 IMO maybe the law should be brought into it.

Posted by FireCaptain on 28 November 2013 - 12:29 AM

Another problem with your thought is this:


You said fighting was ok because they're willing participants.


If a cop is walking down the street and sees you and someone fighting - even if you are both willing - you can get arrested. 


If you let the elephant in the tent, you don't get to pick and choose where he sits or what he eats. 

#2458056 11/24 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Sabres 1

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 November 2013 - 10:56 PM

Do you people not have a pause function on your DVRs? haha


Posted Today, 06:23 PM

Z Winged Dangler, on 24 Nov 2013 - 6:21 PM, said:snapback.png

Hey!  I missed the damn goal putting a load of laundry in…..I wish I had another one to do.   :w00t:

I was changing a diaper on Helms goal.

#2458055 ****(Stuff) no one says about the Wings

Posted by FireCaptain on 24 November 2013 - 10:52 PM

Man, these seats are HUGE and COMFY! What is that? CUPHOLDERS!??! The JLA is awesome! Hey, those bathroom lines look short!

#2455578 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by FireCaptain on 19 November 2013 - 10:32 PM

I'll take them. Shoot, I'll even pay the shipping.


Preds r starting their rookie goalie?! If we dont win and score atleast 4 im giving away my winter classic tix & Datsyuk jersey!

#2453753 Overtime modifications on table at GMs meeting.

Posted by FireCaptain on 14 November 2013 - 08:43 PM

Holy convoluted and unnecessary, Batman!


Howzabout this.


No points are awarded for a tie at the end of regulation. Instead, we go to an OT PP dealy.


Round 1


A two-minute 5-on-4 for each side. A PP goal would mean the end of the PP, just like in regulation. If one team scores on its PP and the other team doesn't score on its opportunity, that's two points for the former and zero for the latter, game over - unless the team that didn't score on its PP opportunity scores a shorthanded goal. (Shorthanded goals have the same value as PP goals, except they don't end the other team's PP, just like in regulation.)  If both teams finish even, we go to a second round.


Round 2


Now it's a 5-on-3 for each side. Again, winner gets two points, loser gets zero. A tie would be the final result, with one point awarded to each team.


All goals would contribute to the final score. So, a game that's 3-3 after three periods could end up at 5-5, or as high as 7-7 (each side scores a PP goal and a shorthanded goal in Round 1 and Round 2).


I have to figure out what to do about penalties.

#2444542 Canucks Score Bizarre Own Goal v. Montreal.

Posted by FireCaptain on 14 October 2013 - 06:09 PM

Video gone - new link -> http://www.cbc.ca/sp...-goal-1.2030922

#2438595 Burke Wins Default Judgment Against Internet Defamers

Posted by FireCaptain on 23 September 2013 - 05:49 PM

SHE should be the one suing...


"They said I effed WHO?"


"Yeah, that Brian Burke."


"Get my lawyers on the phone STAT!"




Hazel Mae, Sportsnet on-air personality.

#2436110 Cleary re-signs with Detroit, 1 year, $1.75m deal

Posted by FireCaptain on 12 September 2013 - 10:53 AM

He'd just fall down and the octopus would slither away with the puck.



You could throw an octopus at him.