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Bannedforlife

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In Topic: Getzlaf calls Ovechkin a diver, O says "I have hair"

23 February 2015 - 11:20 AM

 

Yuck.  Thanks for your disturbingly inaccurate take on evolutionary biology.  I'm seriously regretting opening this can of worms lol. 

 

Soooo anyway, that Getzlaf is a dick huh?

Sorry, I didn't know you found taxes so repulsive...


In Topic: Getzlaf calls Ovechkin a diver, O says "I have hair"

23 February 2015 - 10:51 AM

For one thing, Alex Ovechkin almost certainly lives in a nice place, and bangs hot chicks.  But that doesn't really mean much does it?  I mean, Michael Douglas got HPV from Catherine Zeta Jones, and California is home to all sorts of horrible environmental problems.  The relative hotness of your girlfriend, or the location of your house, isn't really all that important in the grand scheme of things.

 

From an evolutionary standpoint, the hotness of your mate is the ONLY thing that matters. In our society the sexual attractiveness of your offspring will provide them with countless opportunities and competitive advantages, which will almost guarantee the perpetuation of their genetic code. Where Frank's argument fails is when he left out the fact that 5 out of the 6 chicks that OV will bang today are hotter than whichever OC bar trash Getz idiotically saddled himself with.

 

And for the record, CZJ is SOOO hot, I'd let her give me HPV, HIV, HEP A, B & C, the clap, poison oak, bird flu, swine flu, dog flu, and cuckold me while I do her taxes.


In Topic: Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

12 February 2015 - 04:58 PM

 
Or read them and relentlessly taunt me.  I don't really care.  And at the very least I can assure everyone I won't throw a fit and make vague threats about bears in trees. 

 
I'm probably responsible for bringing out the very best in you as well.  I'm guessing you'll get three extra reps per set on your bench press at the gym tonight.  Call it the Kip effect. 
 
You're welcome. 

Im watching the Family Fued right now and they asked 100 people "what is the secret to success in life?" and the top answer was, 'The Kip Effect'

In Topic: Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

12 February 2015 - 11:35 AM

Wow. It says that Holland was considering it. Kinda makes me hope that he never completes a trade for the rest of his career.

In Topic: Nasty Business-Roussel ejected for cross-check to McQuaid's throat

10 February 2015 - 10:02 PM

Sweet, I have Roussel in my line-up tonight!