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Bannedforlife

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#2586418 Zach Hyman May Seek Free Agency

Posted by Bannedforlife on 29 March 2015 - 09:39 AM

I know he sucked until Dylan Larkin made him look super duper good.  Screw this kid, he's trying to cash in on one good season that a rookie center gifted him. 

Are you saying that Hyman is a bust?


#2583185 Connor McDavid

Posted by Bannedforlife on 19 March 2015 - 11:30 PM

Dont worry, well see him in a Wings uniform before his 40th birthday.


#2573720 Getzlaf calls Ovechkin a diver, O says "I have hair"

Posted by Bannedforlife on 23 February 2015 - 11:20 AM

 

Yuck.  Thanks for your disturbingly inaccurate take on evolutionary biology.  I'm seriously regretting opening this can of worms lol. 

 

Soooo anyway, that Getzlaf is a dick huh?

Sorry, I didn't know you found taxes so repulsive...




#2570331 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 12 February 2015 - 04:58 PM

 
Or read them and relentlessly taunt me.  I don't really care.  And at the very least I can assure everyone I won't throw a fit and make vague threats about bears in trees. 

 
I'm probably responsible for bringing out the very best in you as well.  I'm guessing you'll get three extra reps per set on your bench press at the gym tonight.  Call it the Kip effect. 
 
You're welcome. 

Im watching the Family Fued right now and they asked 100 people "what is the secret to success in life?" and the top answer was, 'The Kip Effect'


#2569697 Nasty Business-Roussel ejected for cross-check to McQuaid's throat

Posted by Bannedforlife on 10 February 2015 - 10:02 PM

Sweet, I have Roussel in my line-up tonight!


#2569003 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 08:08 PM

That's it, I remember!

"You remember the password!?"

No, I found the beat to funky town!

I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on...


#2568998 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 07:52 PM

Nice one


You wanna get high?


#2568995 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 07:19 PM

 
Is that a question?  I thought my love of husky, big boned, midwestern women was well known?  What are the two most fun things to do in cold weather?  Play hockey, and fat girls.  

Amen.


#2568976 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 06:06 PM

Your smart remarks are middle of the pack

I threw in jensen because to me in detroits eyes ouellet marchenko sproul backman are ahead of him , where's he gonna get a spot in detroit? Jensen is in a different situation as those other 2 because he was injured last few seasons and win awards in college for best defensemen

You're a towel.


#2568929 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 01:49 PM

 

Totally. What this thread really needs is another of your epic four-part blockbuster trade scenarios.

Don't make me sick my gifrlfriend's dragons on you.




#2568921 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 01:24 PM

Another day of bickering about Franson's worth. Yay.




#2567835 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 02 February 2015 - 04:47 PM

 
Well played. 

Thanks. Needless to say, I've had better.


#2567831 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 02 February 2015 - 04:14 PM

 
You left out the part where you start dating Emilia Clarke after beating Mayweather for the heavy weight title.

That'd be really hard to do because Mayweather is only 5'8" and has never fought above light middleweight. Now who looks stupid?

 
And then fornicating with Danica Patrick on the back of a dune buggy. 

Already did that.

He was too busy beating up Brock Lesnar while eating a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza.

Pizza makes me gassy. No thanks.


#2561891 Osgood circa 2008 *Mod Advisory @ #18*

Posted by Bannedforlife on 08 January 2015 - 05:29 PM

No, because they're both massive douchebags.


#2561373 Nyquist Fined for Diving/Embellishment

Posted by Bannedforlife on 07 January 2015 - 05:27 PM

Trade the bum.