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#2570331 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 12 February 2015 - 04:58 PM

 
Or read them and relentlessly taunt me.  I don't really care.  And at the very least I can assure everyone I won't throw a fit and make vague threats about bears in trees. 

 
I'm probably responsible for bringing out the very best in you as well.  I'm guessing you'll get three extra reps per set on your bench press at the gym tonight.  Call it the Kip effect. 
 
You're welcome. 

Im watching the Family Fued right now and they asked 100 people "what is the secret to success in life?" and the top answer was, 'The Kip Effect'


#2569697 Nasty Business-Roussel ejected for cross-check to McQuaid's throat

Posted by Bannedforlife on 10 February 2015 - 10:02 PM

Sweet, I have Roussel in my line-up tonight!


#2569003 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 08:08 PM

That's it, I remember!

"You remember the password!?"

No, I found the beat to funky town!

I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on...


#2568998 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 07:52 PM

Nice one


You wanna get high?


#2568995 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 07:19 PM

 
Is that a question?  I thought my love of husky, big boned, midwestern women was well known?  What are the two most fun things to do in cold weather?  Play hockey, and fat girls.  

Amen.


#2568976 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 06:06 PM

Your smart remarks are middle of the pack

I threw in jensen because to me in detroits eyes ouellet marchenko sproul backman are ahead of him , where's he gonna get a spot in detroit? Jensen is in a different situation as those other 2 because he was injured last few seasons and win awards in college for best defensemen

You're a towel.


#2568929 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 01:49 PM

 

Totally. What this thread really needs is another of your epic four-part blockbuster trade scenarios.

Don't make me sick my gifrlfriend's dragons on you.




#2568921 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 February 2015 - 01:24 PM

Another day of bickering about Franson's worth. Yay.




#2567835 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 02 February 2015 - 04:47 PM

 
Well played. 

Thanks. Needless to say, I've had better.


#2567831 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 02 February 2015 - 04:14 PM

 
You left out the part where you start dating Emilia Clarke after beating Mayweather for the heavy weight title.

That'd be really hard to do because Mayweather is only 5'8" and has never fought above light middleweight. Now who looks stupid?

 
And then fornicating with Danica Patrick on the back of a dune buggy. 

Already did that.

He was too busy beating up Brock Lesnar while eating a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza.

Pizza makes me gassy. No thanks.


#2561891 Osgood circa 2008 *Mod Advisory @ #18*

Posted by Bannedforlife on 08 January 2015 - 05:29 PM

No, because they're both massive douchebags.


#2561373 Nyquist Fined for Diving/Embellishment

Posted by Bannedforlife on 07 January 2015 - 05:27 PM

Trade the bum.


#2556917 Datsyuk vs Nyquist

Posted by Bannedforlife on 15 December 2014 - 03:31 PM

f*** Nyquist, marry Datsyuk, kill Franzen.

Nailed it.


#2546479 Michael Del Zotto

Posted by Bannedforlife on 03 November 2014 - 08:09 PM

Just typed 'porn stars and stds' on Yahoo, and found this...http://www.laweekly....ucla-study-says
 
Granted - they get tested alot, but there appears to a number of cases to suggest otherwise.


I like how there was an editors note at the bottom of the article you referenced that basically refutes your entire statement.


#2543541 Myers close to become a wing?

Posted by Bannedforlife on 23 October 2014 - 04:04 PM

Right now I think Myers is a bit better than Smith and Dekeyser.  I think that's going to change fairly soon though.  Given Myers' contract, I don't want him unless they're willing to take a ridiculously craptacular package in return, which they won't.

Did you know that Myers is younger than Smith and the same age as Dekeyser? If they have room to improve, why doesn't Myers?

Just a random thought. I know Adam Almquist went overseas, but if I recall correctly, the Wings still hold his rights. Is that a piece we could throw in to a package to help keep Larkin and Mantha off the table? He was good in the AHL but a bit undersized. He might fit with a team like the Sabres, though on the surface he's likely not much, if any, value now.

Better throw in Emmerton just to be sure...