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#2538663 Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

Posted by Bannedforlife on 06 October 2014 - 10:32 PM

It was Dirty Harry specifically, but really it was a culmination of all the lame and obnoxious nicknames a certain poster insisted on creating for the team. Like Laser, Fire, Diesel, etc. I was like, what the f*** are you talking about?

#2538060 TSN Luke Schenn could be available

Posted by Bannedforlife on 02 October 2014 - 07:32 PM

Rather have Boychuk

#2535199 potential team names for las vegas!

Posted by Bannedforlife on 29 August 2014 - 06:08 PM

The Las Vegas I'm-Not-Watching-NHL-Hockey-Anymore-If-They-Expand-To-34-Teams-ers

that'll show em

#2523658 Spezza Requests Trade

Posted by Bannedforlife on 12 June 2014 - 09:47 PM

I'd rather overpay vanek than give up assets for spezza

#2520623 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by Bannedforlife on 15 May 2014 - 09:52 AM

Pass on Hayes, draft Tuch and the Caps would be foolish to give up Wilson

Blake Wheeler, 70 points - Not even worth a 3rd round pick

Tom Wilson, 10 points - UNTOUCHABLE

Makes sense to me!

#2519179 Wings will buy out Tootoo, not Franzen.

Posted by Bannedforlife on 04 May 2014 - 03:09 PM

Why would we have better off with Hossa? Is it because of your blinded man love for him or brutal hatred for Franzen?  In the 5 seasons since Hossa went to Chicago he has scored 125 goals in 315 games , .39 goals/ game average @ 5.275 million a year.  In the same amount of time Franzen has 97 goals in 275 games, .35 goals per game average @ 3.9 million per year.  1.8 million per year difference for .04 more goals per game.  If I'm doing the math correctly it seems that on cold hard facts alone we are actually getting a bargain with the Mule over Hossa.  With that being said I hope we can trade Franzen, I still think the Canucks are a good trade partner for us.  They can stick Franzen with the Sedin sisters and I would be glad to see some kind of deal that involved Kesler coming back this way. 

If you don't know that Hossa is a better hockey player and a better value than Franzen, then I really don't know what to tell you. Its not even close.

And to the guy that said that Hossa turned down the Wings offer because he wanted to test the market, thats not how it went down at all. Hossa wanted to sign here, and he was willing to do it for less than he ultimately signed with Chicago for. Holland wanted to sign Franzen first, and then he didn't have the cap space to sign Hossa because of Hudler's impending arbitration.

#2518740 Ken Holland Quotes (Apr 29th

Posted by Bannedforlife on 01 May 2014 - 05:14 PM

Can we please shelve the "kick the tires," "we like our team," "(player x getting healthy) is our deadline acquisition," and "our PP is our enforcer" jokes alongside "(player y) is lazy and sucks," and "what's to stop Chris Chelios from..." as tired?  I'm begging you, please.  This board needs new material.
PS:  The beard quote is pretty great.

There's a new clown joke going around that I really hope catches on because it is HILARZ!

#2518736 Wings will buy out Tootoo, not Franzen.

Posted by Bannedforlife on 01 May 2014 - 05:09 PM

A clown?  :ninja:

Hahaha classic!

#2518708 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by Bannedforlife on 01 May 2014 - 03:14 PM

Broken record, but Niskanen would be a huge gamble. He's had a really good season, while playing for a contract, on the Pittsburgh Penguins, with Jacques Martin working his evil strategic voodoo. For that, Niskanen is going to score a massive contract. Just so incredibly massive you won't even believe it. And it'll probably be a team that needs to reach the cap floor. And everyone will probably be laughing at that GM in a year's time. And we'll probably want to laugh, but then we'll remember we have Franzen. But then we'll rationalize Franzen as a tremendous value.

For the record, we're dangerously close to being a salary floor team ourselves.

#2518510 Wings will buy out Tootoo, not Franzen.

Posted by Bannedforlife on 30 April 2014 - 11:31 PM

God you're a clown in the future were not talking about the past. Well I guess some are since it'll be awhile before the wings return to that.

I apologize, I didn't know that you could see the future, Hockey-damus. Please share more of your visions of the future of hockey! Does the NHL adopt rocket skates and cyborg goalie technology?!?!

#2518485 Wings will buy out Tootoo, not Franzen.

Posted by Bannedforlife on 30 April 2014 - 10:55 PM

They already have...

#2506096 The Goose is Loose Game

Posted by Bannedforlife on 04 April 2014 - 10:32 PM

You need to focus on one corner. I put my highest tile in the top right corner and build up and the right. The second highest tile should be directly to the left of the biggest, the third to the left of that. Make sure you always have the top row completely full of tiles. The biggest thing to remember is to not let a lower tile get into that top right corner, it makes the puzzle a nightmare to beat after that. Once you start attacking the puzzle this way, you can really start whipping the tiles around pretty quickly, I can generally finish the puzzle in under 15 minutes. The only time you need to slow down is near the end when the box gets pretty full. Good luck!

#2501753 Weiss - who would take him next season and does he have a full NTC

Posted by Bannedforlife on 27 March 2014 - 01:22 PM

I don't understand what the big deal is. If a grown man wants to spend all his free time thinking up nicknames and line combinations for a bunch of kids that he's never met, that's his right. And I don't think there's anything creepy or sad about it at all. AT ALL.

And I'm not being sarcastic. Not even a little.

#2490048 Official 2014 NHL Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Bannedforlife on 05 March 2014 - 12:14 PM

Wow Holland, totally pathetic.

#2482335 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by Bannedforlife on 07 February 2014 - 02:47 PM

Cross that bridge when we get to it. I'd rather win a Cup while we still have Datsyuk than worry about whether we may or may not have to trade or bury or buy out a few players 5 years from now.