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A business man was having an affair with his secretary, and one Saturday afternoon he was over at her place.Things got a little frisky and after the deed was done, both the man and the secretary fell asleep. A few hours later the man wakes up in a panic and instructs his secretary to go find his shoes, and rub them in the grass and dirt outside. Confused, she obliges, and the man puts his shoes on and drives home to meet his wife, who had been waiting for him in the living room.
"Where have you been??" She asks accusingly.
"Wife, I cannot lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. We made love all afternoon."
Looking down at his shoes, the wife responds "You filthy liar! You've been playing golf!"





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