What is so special about having a tea party? Why don't we ever hear about having a coffee party, or a white/chocolate milk party? Why is tea so much better?
It is the only thing the English got right.
Is it far-fetched to think that two laboratory mice trying to take over the world is kind of silly?
Not at all when you consider that robots can dance to their own music and people got upset that a 'vote for the worst' campaign threatened to screw up American Idol.
Why can Darth Maul have a two-sided light saber, while the others just have one side?
Because Darth Maul is (was) one bad-assed mo fo.
Are stalagmites better, or stalagtites, and why is one better than the other?
Stalagtites. Stalagmites won't break loose at random moments and impale people.
Why is Pepto Bismol always pink? Why can't it be like orange or green or something?
Because the color pink makes people *** (as in happy) and Pepto makes you feel happy.
