PenaltyShot 96

NEVER. I'm sorry I'll say a little prayer for you!

A family friend gave me two tickets to the game on Thursday! So I had an extra ticket and, unfortunately, I wrote on facebook about it. A couple people that I never talk to wanted me to take them!! (...Lizz ) One of my friends accepted (she knows nothing about hockey...this should be fun haha!), so I took it off facebook, but this one guy still sent me an inbox message and was like "too bad, I totally would've gone with you!" I met him once a couple months ago! And I'm fairly sure he wasn't joking! This other friend of a friend that I met last weekend wanted to go too! I realize that is the pitfall of facebook and my won fault for wanting to share my good fortune, but they can't think that I would seriously offer them a free ticket, can they? Psh, silly creepers!

Pavel's quips that have already been quoted were amazing, but this similie just about killed me with its eloquence The image of Lidstrom using a Russian accent sounds priceless. I would love to see a segment where all of the Wings try to imitate the Dr. Rahmani ad!

Lizz lies. She doesn't need glasses. She is a Terminator-esque cyborg hiding behind a clever ruse.

.....Are you sure?

n00b. i will pwn u. Silly gamer-speak!

Exactly! A few times when I've been unable to watch the game, I could hardly bear to sift through all the garbage for relevant game updates. Just start saying positive things about Ozzie, the defense, and life in general - that'll really grind their gears

And you have a class that teaches you about this??? :lol: Are these credit hours you pay for?? Sooo many jokes that could be made...

Never fear - DZH has reunited! The Eurotwins will simply touch their magic rings together and the explosion of power and awesomeness will leave the Blues helpless before their might. Homer will be invovled also. Wings - 3 (Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Hudler) Blues - 1 (only because somebody said the "s" word)

Ahhh that's why I wrote "..." on facebook. I wasn't sure if you wanted someone to go with you or someone to buy them. I would go with you, but you can take my name out of the ring for buying them. I totally would have brought you a cupcake too I used them in a speech demonstration and I had over a dozen left over.

Jay...don't piss me off I'll give you a cupcake for your troubles!

I just helped a friend prank someone She wrote something about Miley Cyrus on his car (with a car-washable marker) while I squirted honey on the underside of his door handles.

Did they believe her?

Pass me some of those confusion corner baked goods! Unless he meant a "strap-on" beard? If so, then potentially everyone could be sporting a beard: men, women, children, and etc.. Won't that be a sight to see!

IMO the worst part of that article was "here we grow again" The possibilities for quality, humorous marketing is there, if they choose to use it. I'd like to see a little better effort than a playoffs patch sprouting facial hair... Don't they realize Draper or Hank should be the "face" of this campaign?

Who wants to bet that Conks took it easy on the kid to boot? Time and again, hockey players in general just prove to be such humble caring individuals. Bet Lids got a little ego boost nonetheless knowing he was worth more than a trip to Italy haha.

Nice steal! Nice song! Nice wordplay! Nice motto!

Awwwwww COME ON! :nonono: I have to admit, when they decided to review it I thought they were going to look for goalie interference.

Is your yahoo video discolored? Mine is rainbow-colored....all of the players are blue and green with touches of yellow, orange, and purple. I can't tell who is who, so I'm basically going off sound. And from the sound of it, we just got scored on...

So I have a professor who lectures exclusively with long-winded PowerPoints, but he will put them on your zip drive to view later if you ask. He dragged and dropped the whole class folder onto my zip drive. The word document of the first test is in there. EPIC WIN.

Happy Anniversary everybody! Man I still get the biggest grin on my face when I watch that footage.

All week I have been looking for two white tank tops. I looked all over my room, in my travel bags, car, closet, etc. and couldn't find either one. I was beginning to think I had lost them over Spring Break, when I just now opened my closet and saw one hanging there. I'm a little freaked out haha. The other one is still AWOL, and has a lower chance of being recovered.

Odd. I had you pinned as a Meech kinda guy

If Downey is in the lineup next time we crash the Joe, consider it done!