PenaltyShot 96

SorrySorry! But to be fair, at least I tried. That's more than shup can say. At least I failed less than someone else

Me too! Downey<3 Well what are your standards? I could find plenty of houses, just probably ones you wouldn't want to live in. So I got my frosty shake today! And a sandwich with NO SAUCE. Y'all have no idea how victorious I feel right now

Tilt your head to the right and <3 becomes a heart I can't sleep

Hi!! Were they Prada shoes or what? And do you really need house shoes? I don't wear shoes at all in my house. at the first one, at the second. Irritating to be sure, but why no picture? Didn't you want them to be able to rifle through their photo album and say "Oh there's some random girl we saw in the bathroom who agreed to take a picture with us. Weird, but so cute though"

Sadly enough, I was already on the main road, and it would have cost me more than the price of the frosty in gas to turn around

Unless one is unable to speak at all. Then everything is easier done than said.

No shoes outside of a Maui house either. I mean you all can just walk out your front, back, or side door stright onto the sand, just like the commercials right?

So I drove through Wendy's for lunch, ordered a chicken sandwich combo and water. As I'm pulling out of the lot, I see all the signs for the Frosty Shakes and I was like damn I wanted one of those And then after I parked and was walking back into work, I remembered that I forgot to order the sandwich with no sauce... FAIL

Fail. Didn't you read the part where no response is an incorrect response? Muhuhahahaha! Ok I'm done now So when you say "I cook" you mean 4 course meals daily right?

Joke's on you Ross - you would lose for an incorrect response, but you also lose for giving no response all. Muhuhahahaha! Also, there is no correct response. Muhuhahahaha! Really? I just stick to the old flip flops heh.

Ouch, no love for the ladies in here this morning. Not all of us are that complicated you know. Honestly, if you'd just read the manual it's all in there

Epic Win!!!!!! You have done us all so proud!

Rabs... you define Fabulous. Wear it like a fur coat. This may shock you but...you're not quite younger than everyone on here. Welcome to the young guns club!

All RIGHT sista! Now that's what I'm talkin' bout! HF!!! BTW

The one in Sterling Heights. And where did you get 'naked' from? Cuz it sure wasn't from what I wrote. Perhaps it is my opinion that has changed.

If you are sad, I find googling pictures of baby zoo animals to be most helpful.

Turn that frown upsidedown missy!!! I'm looking at shoes online whilst at work Just looking, mind you.

I went to Cheli's Chili yesterday. I was surprised at the diversity of the menu, I guess I was expecting chili, antipasto salad, and flaming goat cheese, but the mastaccholi was pretty good and so was fried cheesecake dessert thing.

Darn, they're cramping on your style. The wedding boquet always makes me think of that one old movie with Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr when the girl who caught the boquet had to pretend to be married to the guy who caught the garter. Crazy 90's movies. I remember when my Mom wanted an AIM screenname. Her Buddylist was pretty short, she hasn't used it in probably 10 years. You should bring your Mum to one of our LGW chats!!! That totally wouldn't scare her away from AIM permanently or anything

Blast! Knew I should have read the manual first... Mum Love it. Congradulations!!! So when is the big day scheduled? Are we all invited? This is why you always hide in the back behind big and/or tall people. There's always gotta be a creepy guy hahaha. Poor Lizz, your internetz will return soon!

Bowflex and jogging just pwned me

Excellent, you took my advice and stole the internetz. Maybe it will turn into a tan?

Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is back from her walkabout in the wilderness! And you found your internet! Brilliant!

Well I call em like I see em. Way to take it personally.

Good one...........