Internet.Unknown

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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    Officially spend a 2nd rounder and Jarnkrok on keeping the streak alive. Not saying I agree with the move. Stating a fact.
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    Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

    Finally some good news this offseason.
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    Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

    Don't forget, Petry has Detroit connections. LOCK HIM UP, KENNY!
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    Favorite Ken Holland Catchphrase / Quote

    My vote: "I don't know why they're not coming here" because it demonstrates, more than any of the other quotes, just how out-of-touch Holland seems to be. The league might have passed him by.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    So would that prove that our GM is even worse than we fear, seeing as how he offered Niskanen a big contract?
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    You realize that Holland TRIED to sign several "overpriced" players with overpriced offers, right? This is like claiming that Suter/Parise not signing here was shrewd on Holland's part.
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    When will we know about Alfie? (Legwand signed w. Sens)

    To make the playoffs and keep the streak alive. NOTE: Please don't shoot the messenger. (Hint: I'm the messenger). To the OP question, when will be know about Legwand? Pretty sure we knew just as soon as he was playing on the 4th line.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    You might take Cinderella to the ball but she ain't going home with you that night.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    I don't think they celebrate Christmas where those names are from.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    Oh, for crying out loud.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    But his former teammate? Sheesh. I dated a girl named Naomi years ago, pronounced NAY-oh-mee. Some of her friends nevertheless called her NIGH-oh-mee. Some people just don't look outside themselves enough, I guess. Or something.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    Wow, I'm honored. Kip and Fat Guy Maltby both like my post. You could never be an ugly stepsister, BoS.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    Cinderella frauds occasionally make the Finals. They don't win. Cinderella teams also occasionally take a 3-1 lead on the eventual Stanley Cup champs only to be exposed in games 5, 6, and 7. Don't be fooled by Cinderella. She's really a homely girl with a mop and bucket.
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    Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

    When your (in this case, the Wings) biggest critics are right about you, it's time to reevaluate what you're doing.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    Furthermore, anyone who still clings to the fairy tale that LA came out of virtually nowhere to win the Cup two years ago is ignoring the fact that they're on the verge of a dynasty.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    You realized that my rooting for wins, just like your rooting for losses, does not affect the outcome of games, right? I said I want a rebuild. We're on the same team, man.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    Only if we get rid of Franzen. I don't want to listen to Ozzie mispronounce Franzen AND Franson.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    When the team takes the ice, I root for them to win. In July I want them to tear the whole damn thing apart and build it from scratch.
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    Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

    From Puck Daddy article on Yahoo. Full read at http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/puck-daddy-power-rankings--free-agent-winners-and-losers-edition-154852827.html 5. The lure of playing for the legendary Detroit Red Wings There was a time when all you heard about was the mystique of Detroit. What an organization and so on. They could just get free agents by snapping their fingers and casually mentioning that they might like to sign them. Oh, how times have changed. Here's the sum total of Detroit's signings on Day 1, as of about 7:30 p.m. on the East Coast: Kevin Porter and Kyle Quincey. (And they had to give Quincey $4.25 million a year because the bartender turned on all the lights and told everyone to go home.) As they did in the Ryan Suter/Zach Parise sweepstakes, it was a big ol' swing and a miss from Ken Holland as every available free agent you'd actually be excited to sign said thanks but no thanks to wearing the Winged Wheel and being the guy holding the wheel when the team finally missed the playoffs for the first time in a century. Matt Niskanen, Dan Boyle, Anton Stralman. All of em passed. They couldn't even lock down Stephane Robidas, and that guy's 37 and just broke his leg. The sun's going down on the days of the Red Wings being a model franchise, and with Datsyuk and Zetterberg starting to wind down a bit, you can't imagine darkness is going to take too much longer to fall unless this team realizes its actual shortcomings. People don't want to play for teams because they're good organizations. They want to play for teams that will either pay them way more than they're worth or give them a chance to win (or both). Detroit simply doesn't provide the latter now that Nicklas Lidstrom is gone.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    I want a Red Wings rebuild. That being said, "head in the sand" is thinking that the Wings will tank. Say it all you want, shout it on every message board, but the management and ownership want to keep the streak alive. Ignore this fact all you want; that won't make it less true.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    Not going to happen. Management and ownership want to keep the streak alive. Accept it. Do I like it? Nope. I want a rebuild. I've wanted one for years. Outside of Mantha, who hasn't scored an AHL goal yet, the Wings don't have a candidate to be their next genuine franchise player. Speedy little players who get pushed around by bigger, grittier opponents won't become franchise players in today's NHL no matter how much fans want to believe otherwise.
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    Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

    Translation of Holland's statement: "Because I can no longer spend Mr. Illitch's money like a drunk birthday boy at a strip club, I will finally be exposed as a fraud."
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    Not sure where else to post this. Article sums up much of what has been said and speculated here. http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2014/07/01/wings-shut-out-in-free-agent-frenzy/
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    You realized Holland offer Niskanen almost the same money he got from Wash, right?
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    Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

    Why? St. James said days ago that Niskanen wouldn't sign with Detroit. Helene St. James ‏@HeleneStJames 6h . I wrote that last week. More $$ & term elsewhere. / “@nikzomberg: @HeleneStJames word is Wings are out on Niskanen, any validity to that?”