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Everything posted by Hack & Whack Rule!
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Before coffee, I hate everybody. After coffee, I feel good about hating everybody.
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I don't mean to brag, but women have described me as "Who is that guy?" and "I really don't know who that is."
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If my life had a soundtrack, it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly closing and then falling off its hinges...onto a bunch of ugly cats.
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For about four years, either Dawn or I have been working away from home...mostly Dawn. In February, she starts a job in Joffre, Alberta, and that's where she will live and come home once in a while. After school is done, Parris will go away for college, and Sheridan and I will move to the Red Deer area with Dawn.
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I'd really like to see the list of band names that Kajagoogoo, Hoobastank and Toad the Wet Sprocket decided NOT to go with.
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Sometimes, in my quest for originality, I post something so obscure that nobody could possibly get it. Except for wombats...because, you know, tricycles
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If I were a woman, I'd never leave the house. I think everyone would stare at my goatee.
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If you've never hopped from couch to couch because the hot lava will get you...then you've never been escorted out of The Brick the way I have.
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If you read my Facebook timeline from the very beginning, you can witness my descent into madness.
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I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, CIA, MI6, the NSA, the FBI and CIA, the Swiss Guards, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghost Busters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and all the members of Van Halen (but not Sammy), Voltron, The Smithereens, the...
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Okay...I just noticed that I have six Pokes sitting there waiting for a response. If you have Poked me, and have been wondering about a return, please wait patiently. I'll check the list carefully, and those worthy will be Poked in good time.