Hack & Whack Rule!

Would I Lie To You? - Eurythmics

Paradise By The Dashboard Lights - Meat Loaf

Maybe I'm wrong on this one (and I'm sure somebody will tell me if I am)... I don't remember Bombay playing in slow motion even once, but Youngblood did it several times...effortlessly! Dean, hands down!

Only if the hookers are too scared to fly!

Seriously...I get it...you can't stand him. Neither can I. But, for the love of God and all creatures, both great and small, enough with the Crosby threads!

Big Mac...in a big way! Milkshakes or sundaes?

double post... my bad!

Yep, with my wife of 12 years! The person below me is also happily married.

MONEY!! It may not buy happiness, but it will rent it for a while. Hoodie or Bunny Hug (what do you call it?)?

I have not, in fact, eaten grass. The person below me just yawned.

Nope, can't do awards shows. The person below has inadvertently visited a porn site.

Hahahahaha....that's classic. The song as well as the answer! Back on track...Grandfather clocks, by far. Digital alarm clock or the old one with bells on top with the little ringy hammer thing?

He's gone. Get over it. Sour grapes has never been a forte of mine, so I'll just say this. I liked Hossa in the regular season, I think he sucked in the playoffs. It would have been nice to keep him, but not for the money he needed. I wish him well.

Hmmm...wife...two daughters...three dogs...live alone? Not even close! The person below me thinks this is funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

Real...getting tired of the whole e.Living thing. CNN or www.cnn.com?

The person below me is glad there is a "The person below me" part of this post.

All you said about the kids coming up is one statement of Leino's success in the AHL, and that wasn't even that optimistic. "88 goals, 118 assists, and 206 points" was put in the OP four times, why beat that particular dead horse? Say it once and move on. "Subtract 88 goals and we edge out the Rangers by a goal for 28th place in goals scored." If you were not discounting the fact that the holes will be filled by other players, why not add another seventy or seventy five goals scored by others? "That is not something to minimize." I don't believe many here are minimizing the issue, rather they refuse to make too much of an issue out of it. A "wait and see" approach is far better than a "Chicken Little" approach. It's possible the Wings will have a rebuilding year and possibly not even make the playoffs. It's possible they will win the President's Trophy and go on to win the cup. Either way, whatever is said here on LGW will have no bearing on the outcome. Realistically, the "wait and see" approach is the way to go. We have no idea what the big cheese's are thinking, or doing behind the scenes. Next season will come along, we'll cheer for the Wings and they will play hard for us. No matter the outcome, we are still Wings fans. And those that are not, especially if it's because they tanked one season, can kiss my hairy white ass.

Juice box, I don't drink milk. Hot dogs or hamburgers?

I didn't ride it, but I moved it out of my way. The person below has more than 1 tattoo.

Either one is good, as far as I'm concerned. Friends and strangers helped me and my family last year when our house burnt down, and we lost everything in the house. UFC or WWE?

I mull over my own CBA, it's boring enough for me. The person below me is watching UFC 100 tonight.

Go to bed! No dessert for you, either!

I couldn't agree with you more, egroen. I liked Hudler, he had style and he was getting more awesome all the time. Letting a little guy like him try to grind with the big boys, though, is just ruining the ice with his ass hitting it so much. It's time to knock other teams asses to the ice. 'Tuzzi brings a presence with him, as well as some baggage, but he can play and he can hit.

I don't believe it's the most absurd OP, because there is a thread here about the Leafs making the playoffs next year. Surely, I jest. I think people are getting sick of being sick of reading threads that are all doom and gloom. I agree that it could be a dire situation next year, but I don't see the point in making such an issue out of it. A positive spin would have helped. Something about the ways Kenny will fill in the blanks that are appearing on the bench, or suggesting that it will be great to see a new crop of future superstars on skates, would have made this thread easier to swallow. I couldn't stay away because it got a little entertaining. Everyone needs to remember: You shouldn't sweat the petty things....and you shouldn't pet the sweaty things. I trust mine hockey team to Dr. Holland.

Nope, never could get comfortable in a saddle. The person below me just farted.