Hack & Whack Rule!

nope, been shaving it down to the wood for 6 years. The person below me has eaten Shepherd's Pie...and hated it!

Hmmm.... yes, the officiating sucks these days. No, I don't forgive them, because they are getting paid good money to do a job that is being done poorly. Whether or not these bad/missed calls affect the outcome of a game is impossible to tell. Since we can't go back in time to see how things would have played out had something been called or not called, whichever the case may be, we just have to live with it. We don't know how an extra pk or two would have tired out some of the Penguins, or given the Wings a morale boost... or the other way around. Having said that, I still yell at the tv when the s*** goes down. I tell my wife that I can't be heard in Detroit if I don't yell.

That was cool... especially watching Oz. Is it my imagination, or did they zoom in on Pav to get Oz out of the picture?

Eeeeewwww! But, yeah, probably what he was saying.

I'm Canadian, can skate somewhat (I'm better skating backward), I got a bad knee and a bad ankle (opposite legs). I do have a goatee, but that's about all I can grow. Oh yeah, I need help tying my skates, and someone needs to explain the blue lines once in a while. Can I be the Captain?

Holy Christ... these are making me laugh so hard, I may have peed just a little bit

Homer's job is to make sure a goalie's face is planted firmly in his own butt-crack. It was only a matter of time before some d-men were going to take exception to that. Lately, he's been getting pushed around for parking in front of the blue ice, and he's been screened as well, keeping him from getting that vital redirection. Watch to see how many cross checks he takes in a game (before and after the whistle). That has to takes it's toll on a guy. I think, eventually, Babs will find a new spot for Homer to make life hell for everyone. Just my opinion (mostly).

I'm not really into the comparison thing, it just gets too complicated for me trying to figure out the qualities of the five or six players that would be involved. This kid has shown that he can skate, handle the puck, dish out some bruises and win faceoffs. Of course, he isn't up there at the top yet, except for the speed. You can't deny that he's, at worst, line two material. Possibly a first line skater if he picks up what others are laying down. He can learn a lot of stuff from the great players that he has access to. Learn to deke and get in the pretty ones, and the dude is a superstar. I say he's well on his way to a fantastic career... hopefully with the Red Wings.

"Gift From Above" is all I've got...but it's accurate.

Unleash Helm! I was telling my wife through the whole game that Helm was going to make everyone think that he's Batman...I was right!

Curly fries rock! The person below me is embarrassed for Havlat (since he probably won't have enough sense to be embarrassed for himself)

I'm wondering why "Gary Buttman in disguise" is not an option...

I can't figure out what the penalty was for.... Am I the only one feeling a little embarrassed for Havlat?

I do not, actually. The person below me prefers crunchy peanut butter. Not compared to everything, just to smooth peanut butter.

I've got two tats! One is a spade with a skull in it, the other is bull's head, blowing smoke from his nose, and the Taurus symbol wrapped around it. The person below has been wondering where Kevvie has been...

Almost as funny as an eight game suspension that brings him back just in time for the playoffs!

Seriously, folks...with all the crap this guy has dished out over the last few years, why hasn't he been allowed to spend some quality time with Chris Simon? Yeah, Simon is a little worse...but just a little. I, myself, can't wait until somebody knocks him out at centre ice.