WisconsinWingNut

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    Im done with the NHL

    Nice! I'll go with 'Global Warming' for $200, Alex.
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    Man the Pens board is just as bad as their coach...

    Nice! Does Pitt want Universal Stanley Cup Care? "There are no losers. Everyone wins The Cup." ...buncha crap.
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    Okay, I'm officially sick of it

    PXP is Mike "Doc" Emerick. You've really never heard of these guys? Lucky you.
  4. ...things went well for Ozzie today at practice .
  5. Eighth Grade humor surfaces yet again... Ok, I used MS Paint... sue me! (pic is from www.Freep.com)
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    lol @ Therrien's press conference.

    To paraphrase Tom Hanks: "There's no crying in Hockey!" (from A League of Thier Own) ...aaaaand some Bill Murray: "Are you, Coach Therrien, menstruating right now?" (good ol' Ghostbusters)
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    Another Stat

    Along the stats line.... It almost felt like the Vs crew was boasting about the Penguins' Third period goal differential. (was it +12 and the Wings' was +3? I forget.. ) Anyway, the boys in Red/White got a nice +3 and Pitt got a -3. Oops! I'm betting it's because the Wings usually get the lead in the first or second period and then shut down the opposition. Thus, further scoring in the third is not needed.
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    Any chance of finals backroom shenanigans?

    Do you mean Area 51? Hangar 18? I'm so nervous I don't evne know what I'm talking about...
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    Granato returning to the Avalanche

    I guess the Wings won't have to worry about the Av's next year either. "Free standings points! Get yer free standings points here!"
  10. AWESOME! Reminds me of the phrase on the whiteboard from one of the Wings Championship videos: "Beware the fury of the patient man!"
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    Crosby Gatorade commercial

    See that? Sorry LGW but there will be no drinking or talking about Gatorade during the finals. In no way, shape or form are we to support or endorse Crosby. You must drink Powerade to get your electrolytes on. I'm going with Brawndo... It's got electrolytes! (for those who don't know, that's a reference to the movie: "Idiocracy".)
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Stars

    Wow. Dallas lost to THIS guy's team? What does that say about them? *sniff* *sniff* Hey, you guys smell that? It smells like pu**y!
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    Why I'm not scared at all

    Agreed. We went to a cookout that led right into the Wings game and my 3 year old daughter played harder outside on the swing set than the Wings at The Joe. Did Pav and Z look 'different' to anyone else? Pav is in slow motion and Z wasn't skating as well as normal. Like they were running in quicksand (a la Megadeth's "Insomnia"). I'll be surprised if the Wings take game 6. What about you guys?
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Stars

    Very creative... but why did it take until their first series win to post this? One game does not a series make. Maybe you need more confidence in your team.
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    "That's a reputation call... Sutherland blew it"

    Why is a goalie interference call not reviewable? Does that mean just because a Ref had a bad burrito an hour before the game, he can call off a goal? Regardless, the normally resilient Red Wings didn't do so hot for the remainder of the game, (sorry, this can't help but sound like whining) but it's tough to beat the referees as well as the other team. Perhaps an equal reputation call for Turdco constantly slashing whomever is in front of him?? (I know... not likely.) Ah well... The Wings will finish it on Saturday.
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    Turco - no respect

    I couldn't believe that was Dats' FIRST career Hat Trick... How is that possible when that much awesome is in ONE GUY? Congrats, Pav! It couldn't have come at a better time! Turdco... officially owned!
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    Olie Kolzig officially gone from caps

    They can have Hasek!
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Stars

    Recently heard during a practice...
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    2008 Photoshop War: Red Wings vs. Stars

    BEAUTIFULLY done, Master. A fine marriage of two of my favorite things: Star Wars and Red Wings.
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    Wilson blows a gasket: bashes TSN, Canada

    "Hanta-Yo!" THAT'S what it was. I was trying to remember what he said and I'm going through the list: Hakuna Matada? NO, that's Lion King... Haku Mashente? NO, The Rock said that as The Scorpion King... What did that bonehead say before the Wings swept the Caps in '98? Hanta-Yo! Thank you!