Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    There isn't. Peoples' emotions are whatever they are.
  2. Electrophile

    Did Crosby earn your respect?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Me respect Crosby. That's a good one.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    1. Not a dude. 2. I'm not crying. 3. I've never attempted suicide, and speaking as someone who has witnessed a friend commit suicide in front of me, I would not do such a thing to any of my friends or my family.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    English called. They want you to stop abusing it.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    No, not good for him.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    Oh I get it, you're trolling.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    What part of "I don't cry over sporting events" did you have trouble comprehending?
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    I don't cry over sporting events.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    I didn't think it was possible to hate him more than I already do, but it's happening.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    I'm happy that Steve's happy, but I wish he'd put together a team that was less douchey. I wouldn't literally feel sick right now.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    That's what his Bettman Real Doll says when he touches its junk.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    Crosby's Bettman Real Doll is going to get quite a workout tonight.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    ......and there goes my ******* dinner. Gold medals have no value anymore.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    SCORE AMERICANS, SCORE NOW.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    Come on USA. Put it in the net. For the love of God, do it now.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    No, I can't say that. I mean, I'm excited and want the US to win because seeing Sidney Crosby with a ******* gold medal would me vomit uncontrollably, but right now I'm good. I'm trying to eat my salad for dinner and I'd like it to stay down.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    Oh yes. Accidentally not on purpose, of course.
  18. Electrophile

    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    This is 1980. The Canadians are the Finnish team. You know what we must do.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    See, now is when we take the skate blade to their throats.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    24 seconds from gold. Like when we were 30-some odd seconds away from winning the Cup at home in '08 and Ozzie let in that s*** goal. They must feel like that.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    Yeah, I had to edit the post because while I was typing it, we were losing. I had my whole spiel written out. Hopefully now I'll have a different one ready to go.
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    2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game: Canada 3 vs. USA 2 (OT)

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? YES!