Electrophile
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2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
He's a total power bottom. You just KNOW it. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
How disappointed she will be when she finds out he's into older, pasty hockey commissioners. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
$125 for metal spikes to Sidney's yambag. That should just about cover the amount of pain meds he'd need after it was over. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
What kind of cleats? Old-school baseball cleats that had metal spikes or the kind you see golfers wear, that are basically filed down plastic bumps? -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Tell her the line forms to the left. For a $10 donation to the American Red Cross, she can also punch him in the nuts. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
This. Canada is awesome. You have a beaver on your money for cryin' out loud. That's awesome. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
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The cameraman has a crush on him. I'm surprise there aren't little cartoon hearts popping out of the screen with a pair of bluebirds carrying a banner reading "Sidney Crosby <3" between their beaks. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Raffi needs to make up for that. Well, anyone can make up for that, but him especially. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Holy s***, thank you. I hate Crosby because he's a ******, I don't give two farts where the hell he's from. I don't hate Canada or Canadians, I hate HIM. Big damn difference. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I hate Crosby whether he's playing in the Olympics or not. I'd say the same thing if the Wings were playing the Penguins. How is saying I hate Crosby and hope the United States wins this game being a "classless xenophobic *******"? Better watch yourself. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Come on Raffi.....I demand 2 more goals. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Go root for Canada and let us hope he trips over his skates and tears his taint. If it'll make you feel better, you can say you want someone to jam a hockey stick up Ryan Miller's ass. We won't mind. Really. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
She wants a hockey stick up his butt, not have his head cleaved off with a machete. One involves blood, the other won't if you use some Vaseline first. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
That is between his eyes. Where do you think his head is? -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Slipped in a non-hockey term...so sue me. 2nd intermission, whatever the hell it's called. I've always called it halftime anyway. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
They're losing....at home. Expect chippy. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
If Raffi keeps this up, he'll have a hat trick before halftime. -
Whoever is working the camera has a crush on him.
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2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Uh-huh. What color is the sky in your world? -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Brian Rafalski 2, Team Crosby 1. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
They are contractually obligated to mention his name every chance they get and if they can work in a Penguins reference somehow, Bettman will buy them steak dinners using money he stole from elderly people in Detroit. You know, to f*** us over just a little bit more. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Come on Americanos.....KILL IT. WITH FIRE. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Jesus Christ Marty, I don't want to lose my dinner. -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Sometimes it's the little things he does that matter so, so much........ -
2010 Winter Olympics - Canada vs United States (Group A)
Electrophile replied to redwings8831's topic in General
Yes. Because it's Team Crosby, coached by Mike Crosby and they're playing at the Crosby Place Center in Crosby, British Columbia and the game is airing on the Must Suck Nothing But Crosby network.