Electrophile

As much as I would understand him wanting to do so, in order to get some GM experience under his belt, I can't really see Steve Yzerman with any other team. I just can't. Hell, Steve Yzerman IS the Detroit Red Wings.

If we're talking about of all sports........Lou Gehrig says "WTF?"

Someone already has.

How much time does it take to issue a memorandum saying hits to the head are banned, and anyone found in violation of that will be suspended without pay for however long the person they hit is out of commission? The person you hit is out for the year? So are you.

There needs to be accountability, and good on law enforcement for helping to provide that. A clean hit wouldn't be a big deal at all and no one would be talking about it. The minute you do something on the ice that is not germane to the sport and would get you arrested if you had done it in the parking lot, well.......you need to be arrested. Enough of this s***.

Took the words out of my mouth. Of course hitting/fighting/physicality are part of hockey......but at some point it STOPS being about hockey and starts being about something far different. That's when the law needs to step in. If these players can't control themselves, then they need to be controlled by someone else. This is ridiculous - I'm all for a good, clean hit and a clean fight.....but this s*** right here? I don't think so. This was Bertuzzi-esque.

"Playoffs? Don't talk about -- playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs?" Hopefully Jim Mora won't mind.

Racism IS bad. So are sexual predators. As someone who has been personally affected by a sexual predator, I can unequivocally state that they deserve the most heinous death the human mind can imagine. Also, I haven't seen any conclusive proof that if you are say, the son/daughter of a rapist, you will become one as well. There are plenty of people in this world that are dealt a s*** hand genetically, yet they manage to overcome it. Maybe you have mental illness in the family, maybe drug abuse/alcoholism, maybe sexual abuse.....not everyone who comes from those homes lives the adage "the sins of the father shall visit the sons". There's alcoholism running up and down my family tree, but I absolutely abhor the stuff and rarely if ever, touch it. So no, I'm not saying that if you're related to a sexual predator, you deserve death.

If there is truly justice in this world, he'll stop breathing. He's a sexual predator. As far as I'm concerned, he's not even a human being and therefore not entitled to any of the rights and liberties that us non-sexual predators are granted. You know, like "justice".

Child predators in prison are on the very low end of the totem pole. They get the "short eyes" as it were. Trust me, if he's put into prison for anything, and word gets out to the other prisoners that he's f***ed kids......he won't be alive for long. I mean, even serial murderers think they are above rapists and molesters. f***ed up logic, but that's how it works behind bars.

I'm pretty sure immediate execution is the proper punishment for sexual predators. So put a bullet in his head and send his family a bill for it.

Steve reminds me of the kind of person who is super mild-mannered and calm 99% of the time, but then when he gets pissed, he goes thermonuclear. Like, I'd hate to be the person that ever REALLY makes him mad.

Can you say "accountability", boys and girls? I'm shocked. Not just shocked, but damn shocked.

Yes, yes I do.

I will hand Steve Yzerman the $82 I have in my wallet right now if he calls Gary Bettman a twunt, live on the air. I will throw in $0.75 extra if he kicks him in the nuts while saying it. I know Steve is a classy guy and would probably demure, but he can donate the money to charity or something to ease his conscience.

What an ugly game. Also, kumquat is a ******* hilarious word.

Now I want to see them tie it up just to watch you have to s*** yourself.

This photo will never not be funny.

That's ballsy. Totally ******* incompetent.....but ballsy.

That means we're not winning the Stanley Cup for 86 years. Well damn.

Like Bob Uecker's character in Major League.

What he said. We're ******* cursed.

I'm not saying he should be castrated. I'm saying he's a complete moron. When I'm behind the wheel of the car, I'm 100% in control of my faculties. My sister and I did a road trip up to Chicago a couple of years ago and when it was my turn to drive, we had to stop at a Days Inn for the night halfway through because I was starting to get tired and I didn't want to risk getting into an accident on a desolated stretch of I-24 at 2am. I drink once a year, and it's one cocktail on my birthday and I don't even drive to my birthday dinner anyway, so there's no chance I'd be driving home from it. The only times I've ever had to be on prescription medication strong enough to make me drowsy, I was in no physical condition to drive anyway, so I couldn't. Just because it's unbelievable to you doesn't mean squat to me. If your faculties are impaired in any way and you get behind the wheel of a 2-ton weapon, and I'm injured as a result of that, I'm going to own everything you own, including the boxers that cover your nuts. I won't demand you be castrated, murdered, locked in a cage or anything else others here have suggested. I'll just sue you until your great-grandchildren are paying me off.

I've lost a friend to a drunk driver. I am in no way overreacting. No s*** people aren't perfect, but there's a certain level of imperfection that can't be tolerated.

I am proud to be "holier than thou" when it comes to this particular issue. There's not much I can be holier than thou about since no one's perfect.....but when it comes to this, I sure as s*** can.