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s*** happens, nothing to make a huge deal of. People beat their children all the fckn time. Doesn't make it okay, Sparky.

What an unmitigated moron.

Allow me..... What a piece of s***. Having lost a friend to a drunk driver, I absolutely 100% cannot stand people who drink and then get behind the wheel of a car. I don't care who are what you are to me personally, if you drink and drive, you are 10 steps beyond stupid. Period. If any of you here have done it, read what I just wrote and don't like that.....I don't care. Do. Not. Care. I don't drink anyway, but if I did I sure as s*** wouldn't get behind the wheel of a car. I enjoy not being in jail and I enjoy being alive. BTW, to the person who said that stuff like this causes people to get on their high horse......yeah, I'm going to get on my high horse about this and I'm going to enjoy the nosebleed I get from the height. I do a lot of stupid s***, but none of it is illegal and could KILL someone.

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Jesus.....I hope he can make a full recovery. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family. Reminds me of the Clint Malarchuk situation and I remember watching some program about it, and he said that his only thought was that he wanted to get off the ice because he didn't want his mother, who was watching the game, to see him die on the ice.

I don't do this often, but THIS.

A three game winning streak?! It's Christmas come early! WINGS WIN! WINGS WIN!! WINGS WIN!!!

Come on Wings......hold on here.

Please hold on and win this game. How about an insurance goal or 12?

He looks like he just sharted.

Because they don't realize typing in all caps is kinda rude unless something utterly shocking and tragic just occurred.

Well, at least we're still winning. We can hang our hats on that.

You have no idea how happy I am to see we're winning. I had the world's s***tiest day today.

I'd love to see us extend our 1-game winning streak to 2 games.

My God we're not losing. It's a Christmas miracle.

I'm laughing to keep from crying.

ANOTHER injury? Jesus tap dancing Christ on a cracker.

I guess I should be thankful that we're not losing.

Rather succinct, but accurate. If we're going to trade someone on the team who is not producing, we might as well trade everyone on the team that is not producing and just forfeit the rest of the year. How exactly would trading Pavs inspire the guys to play better, more intelligent hockey? My guess would be "not at all".

Is it possible to pass out from laughing too hard? Because this team is so bad right now, it's funny.

It's gotten to the point now where I can't get mad. I just can't. It's like, every time I go to say something really angry and loud about one of the players, I bust out laughing instead. I guess it's my brain trying to keep me from losing my goddamn mind.

You can't see it right now, but I'm laughing hysterically.

Well, let's hope we have a productive 3rd period.

I love them.......but they're killing me.

Brett Lebda makes a mean daquiri.