Electrophile

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  1. Electrophile

    10/15 GDT: Kings, 2 at Red Wings, 5

    Sorry for being so absent, my sister needed last minute cupcakes for her class at school [she's a teacher] and I ran out to get the fixin's. How are we doing?
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    10/15 GDT: Kings, 2 at Red Wings, 5

    Is it possible to attach electrodes to their nuts and every time Babcock senses they're getting a little slow......zap 'em? That'll get them moving.
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    10/15 GDT: Kings, 2 at Red Wings, 5

    I see we've picked up right where we left off.
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    10/15 GDT: Kings, 2 at Red Wings, 5

    Please win this game. I don't care who scores the goals, just so long as at the end of the game, the number by our name is greater than the number by their name. That is all.
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    Wednesday's Practice & Injuries update

    Boy, it's like Christmas for us Wings fans, isn't it? Keeps getting better and better.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Are you looking to replace Howie Mandel on Deal or No Deal?
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    What makes you think they don't know they aren't playing well? A simple glance at the scoreboard would probably clue them in. Also, do we really want players calling each other out? How is that going to help? I'm aware they are different sports, but it doesn't help in baseball so I doubt it would help for a hockey team to do the same. All it does is help breed a culture within the locker room that can only blow up in their faces as the season goes on.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    That's not what I was talking about.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    What would you like them to do, start crying? Flailing on the ice?
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    I still want Buffalo to score 4 more goals.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    HOLY s*** DID WE JUST SCORE A GOAL?!?!?!? The comeback with improbable verve begins.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    I'd actually like to see the Sabres score 10 goals, just for hilarity's sake. Maybe a real, thorough ass-kicking is what the team needs.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Uhhh, because it makes us look like a bunch of no-talent dicks. Last I checked, we weren't no-talent dicks. We have an enforcer, that's all goody gumdrops and all, but he should be used when necessary, not when the fans of the losing team are bored off their butts.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    It's okay, the hurt will go away eventually.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Hardy har har.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    What the hell is this, Open Mic Night at The Chucklehouse? Too many wannabe comedians around here.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Okay, ask people here to calm down and then fill up a glass of water. Bet on which one will happen before the other.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Nick and Pavs got in a bare-knuckle brawl over whether it was a bottle of Stoli or a bottle of Absolut.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Got a question for you. If you don't like the people who post here, if you think everyone here is farkin' crazy or whatever.....why are you posting here?
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    Congrats, you're not spoiled! No, you're something else much worse than spoiled.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    I live in North Carolina. I don't get to watch many games, or go to many games. That tidbit of info means as much to you as your biography means to me. If you think the Wings don't care, you think they're phoning it in. If you think they're phoning it in, that means you think they're losing on purpose. If you think they're losing on purpose, you're a jackalope.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    I always knew he was the key. Actually bring back Paul Ysebaert. That's really what this team needs to tip us over to the winning side of the ledger.
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    You're joking, right? What does being an assistant captain have to do with anything?
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    But he is lazy?
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    10/13 GDT: Red Wings, 2 at Sabres, 6

    In other words you think they're phoning it in.