Electrophile

Ah yes, the defense in front of Osgood sucks, so goals get by him. He's pulled and Jimmy Howard comes in. Suddenly the Red Wings aren't making the playoffs, have sucked the last X number of seasons and Hank is overrated. I'm waiting with bated breath for the next pearl of wisdom.

Hank is overrated? According to whom and using what standards?

Now this is getting funny.

Oy, what's going on with us right now? Not good. Give everyone a shot of meth or something to get their feet moving.

Nice to see Homer, everyone's favorite picked-on Wing, get a goal.

This is partly why I watch MLB on my computer and see minor-league baseball live. I can see the Durham Bulls, a very good AAA team, for $9 a seat, right behind home plate. A bottle of Diet Coke is $3. A pretzel is $2.50. That is right there, $14.50 for damn good baseball, something to eat and something to drink. Why spend hundreds of dollars when I don't need to? I get better picture and sound watching games on my computer than I would at the park. Hence why I watch NHL games online as well, when I can. I went to quite a few Wings/Hawks games when I lived in Chicago, but that's because I knew where to get good seats cheap and I wasn't out an arm and a leg.

LOL, I'll try to see if anyone needs to run to Sonic for a slushie.

Try reading some of the earlier pages in the thread, that's where they'll be.

Kill it, boys. Kill it with fire.

No to Chelios, no to Fedorov, no to Vladdy - his number is already out of circulation. The next Red Wing getting his # retired will be Nick and that'll be it for a long while, I believe.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm amazing.

I just got back from running some errands.....let's score on this PP.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick, you know the deal. Let's win for the Mule.

Oh fabulous news. This won't help the doom and gloom'rs but I'm confident we'll weather this storm. We always find a way to, one way or another.

I was hoping I'd come back to a Wings victory. Hopefully this means the world is not coming to an end and we still have a chance to make the playoffs.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick, you know the drill. Let's win this game so that we don't have to see any more threads about how we're not making the playoffs, Ozzie sucks, Babcock should be fired and we need an enforcer. 0-3 would be the death of this place.

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He looks like if he added 2+2 he'd get water.

He's even got special shoes for working the stroll.

Get over it. The Penguins are the Stanley Cup Champions. That is the title you get when you win the Stanley Cup. The Penguins won the Stanley Cup, therefore they are the Stanley Cup Champions. The Penguins outplayed us. They wanted to win more than we did. So they won. That happens. Now it happened to us. Quit cryin' about how Pittsburgh got this, that or the other handed to them. They won. Period. To the victor go the spoils.

Clearly the gentleman in the suit to the left.

That settles it, then. Get it done, Kenny.

"ZOMGFIRESALEDOOMGLOOMWESUCKWE'LLNEVERWINAGAINFIREBABOCKMALTBYISLAZYANDHESUCKSWENEEDANENFORCEREUROSARELAZYA NDSOFT!!!111" Or something like that, anyway.

George Foreman isn't doing anything, I don't think. Sure he's selling some grills, but the man needs to earn a real living.