Electrophile

For God's sake, just ******* win. The losing is starting to get on my ****. BTW, I thought I'd throw that line in there just to give you all something to goof about, since the happy feelings around here are lower than the barometer on the Titanic. So from me to you, enjoy. NOW WIN THE DAMN GAME, DETROIT.

I'm so, so disappointed in this team right now. I know we're suffering from some injuries, but people have to step up. The season's not over, it's not the end of the world, but it's still incredibly frustrating none the less.

I really loved him in the movie White Christmas. My family watches it every year during the holidays. It's a tradition. I will say, as much as I love the song White Christmas, Christmas in Killarney is a lot of fun.

I don't like people who pile on cologne or perfume, either. It gives me a horrible headache. However, the smell of alcohol nauseates me. So if someone sitting around me reeks of it, I'm going to vomit.

Yeah, no. Say puck drop is 7:30 p.m. That means from 4:30 to 7:30 you can sit in the parking lot and drink until you can't tell colors from shapes anymore. How are you going to get any enjoyment out of the hockey game if you're so drunk your blood qualifies as a cocktail? As someone else alluded to, how are you supposed to get home? You're not going to be dead sober by the time the game ends, so you can't drive anywhere. I don't drink, and have family reasons for why that is, but I don't have anything against someone who has a beer or two at the game, or at a concert, or at a restaurant....whatever. It's people who drink until they're falling down drunk that I don't like, because they're invariably seated near me, and not only do I have to hear them, I have to smell them, and that takes away from my ability to enjoy myself, and that's not taking into account everyone else around him/her either. If you think drinking until you can't stand up qualifies as a good time, that's kind of sad.

Oh good. Just what sporting events need - more drunks. Letting people drink themselves into alcoholic stupors is totally responsible, and not at all going to affect the quality of the game for those unfortunate enough to be seated near these people.

Can we win? I'm getting sick of us s***ting our pants on the ice. It's unseemly.

Tell us something we don't know.

Did a question mark just suddenly appear in the title? Because when I clicked on it to reply there wasn't one.

Didn't Whitney Houston's death teach us anything? Crack is whack, yo.

I think it's sad you registered here under that user name.

Howdy Wings fans! Who's ready for a Red Wings victory? LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!

On top of not spelling it properly, I'm not even sure he used it properly.

We really need a better class of troll around these parts. Too many "s*** and quit" types.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we like to call "showing your ass." It's generally not advised that one does this. When one shows one's ass, all in the vicinity are made dumber for the effort. To you I say good sir, be gone foul filth! Darken not our doorstep again.

Yay, a win for me on my sickbed.

Thank you for your boundless optimism, Debbie Downer.

Thank you for yelling for me.

Howdy folks! Just checking in from my sick bed to see how the Wings are doing. Glad to see they're winning for me, I sure can use it.

Who cares? They can call themselves whatever they like, it doesn't bother me any.

I don't think he's THE greatest Red Wing of all time, but he's definitely in the Top 3. If he wins one more Stanley Cup and one more Norris Trophy, which is conceivably possible this season, I'd put him ahead of Steve Yzerman and right behind Howe. Right now, he's behind both.

What's happening? My stream just died. HWSNBN mention?

PAVS, YOU SEXY BEAST. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.