Electrophile

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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    My dad asked me whether he should get me up in the morning if we lose tonight. I told him to f*** off. LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION.
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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    5 minutes and the nausea comes..........
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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    I'm getting an ice cream sundae later. Why? Because I can. I'll also be playing a lot of David Gilmour/Pink Floyd music. It's either that or pass out and miss whatever happens (good) at the end of the game.
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    Headaches worse for Red Wings' Andreas Lilja

    HULKAMANIA, BROTHER.
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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    The closer we get to 8, the closer my stomach contents will get to my throat.
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    Headaches worse for Red Wings' Andreas Lilja

    I thought it was those chicks who shovel up the slush between periods?
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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    Well, I'm managing to keep my dinner down, which is good. I won't turn the game on until the final minutes and we have a comfortable lead. Until then, I'll be following the game in this thread. I WANT 60 STRAIGHT MINUTES OF PLAYOFFS RED WINGS HOCKEY. NOT THIS NAMBY-PAMBY SHOW UP FOR THE 3RD CRAP.
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    Win This One For....

    Win it for Nick's junk.
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    Lidstrom's Real Injury

    Don't worry, Nick's got more balls than most of us, so he's fine.
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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    The Wings better come out for this game like their asses are on fire. They better play like if they lose they're all fired.
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    "Bill Guerin, you ignorant slut"

    I don't know why people think the economic situation in this country, not just Detroit, is funny. I really don't. Wow, people are destitute, losing their jobs, can't feed their families......I can see how that would tickle someone's funny bone. It's only funny to you if you're not worried about when and where your next paycheck is coming from.
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    Lidstrom's Real Injury

    That's way more than I needed to know about him. A simple "lower body injury" would have sufficed.
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    SCF GAME 7 GDT: Penguins 2 at Red Wings 1

    Just win. No excuses. Just win.
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    This is the end, beautiful friend.....................
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    We better farking win. That's fact. Otherwise my mom's good china will not be safe.
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    "Bill Guerin, you ignorant slut"

    Really? Well, when Mr. Guerin isn't playing for Pittsburgh next season, we can all laugh that HE lost his job. I bet he won't like that.
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    Refs favor Crosby Malkin

    Dear God, not another conspiracy thread. Just cover your head in tin foil to keep the FBI from reading your brainwaves and get it over with. You know that sound you hear when you're on the phone? CIA.
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    Dallas Stars hire Marc Crawford as head coach

    Not that ******* again. I know, let's hire Scotty Bowman back so that Crawford can scream at him between the benches again.
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    How To Handle Game 7 SCF?

    Since I don't drink, I'll be ingesting quite a bit of Diet Coke. Maybe some potato chips.
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    Funny thing about the "attack site"

    Logic? In my LGW? It's more likely than you think.
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    Stephen, if the server breaks I'm sending Matt after your ass.
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    Honey, you've got 866 posts in this thread, the nearest person to you as 106. Let's have ourselves a rest for a spell.
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    I am proud of you for keeping this thread going. You're like the little poster that could.
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    My God, you are still here? LOL
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    1955 posts for game 7 STANLEY CUP WIN!

    Adding in my two cents...........