Electrophile
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Everything posted by Electrophile
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I'm sure once the game is over, we'll have a ton of Pens fans signing up to talk hockey. Intelligently, of course.
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Did you think the CIA was behind the Kennedy assassination?
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I hope micah has a donut pillow, because I'm sure his ass has to hurt after getting it handed to him that many times. They have to wrestle them blindfolded.
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Come on Carolina......the spirits of Gordie Howe, Ted Lindsay and Alex Delvecchio will inhabit you.
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They're only down by 2.....we've come back from bigger deficits than that. They can do it. Right? Right? Right.
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I wasn't talking to you........?
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Wow, you're hardcore.
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Damn you Carolina, damn you to hell. I'm embarrassed to live here.
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I'll put this delicately......... Waxing your carrot.
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You don't know what we're doing. We got this.
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During halftime, they'll talk to Sid's mommy.
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Man, Carolina is letting the Pens do prison sex on them. Man up, boys! Play for pride!
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Gary sleeps in a Crosby jersey and cuddles a stuffed penguin.
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We've seen it in action! Set to Chariots of Fire, no less.
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He controls everything. If we play the Pens, we'll be lucky to get a shot on Fleury.
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Conspiracy, remember. They won't call it.
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Come on Carolina, you weak-kneed children.
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Stop it. The more you do this, the more ridiculous you look. You probably think there was a shooter on the grassy knoll, too.
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I think it's hilarious that there were 5 separate threads created about this and they needed to be merged. I didn't know this was such a hot topic.
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Come on Carolina, play like your asses are on fire.
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If Carolina loses, will anyone be conflicted? By that I mean, we want the Finals to start June 5th so that our team is rested and everyone who is injured is in a better position to play. If we win tomorrow night, we don't get that luxury. That's why I'm hoping Carolina wins so that I don't have to think about whether we should win in 5 or 6.
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The team's health and viability are more important. We need Carolina to win at least one game. I'm sorry if that's harsh, but I don't want my guys going into the Cup Finals, should we win tomorrow night, injured and tired just so that random fans can watch the games on their own timetables.
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Come on Carolina.....pretend you're the Wings from last seaosn playing the Pens. You can beat them! You're good! Sort of. But you get my point.
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Damn you Carolina, win one freakin' game.
