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Damn that Tonya Harding.

Shhh. You're not supposed to talk about it. And if anyone asks.....I'm asleep.

There is no conspiracy. There is no conspiracy. There is no conspiracy. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

*pounds head into keyboard* There is no conspiracy. There is no conspiracy. There is no conspiracy. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

I guess I'm just one of those people who doesn't like talking about the next series until it's actually set in stone who we'll play and when. Too much s*** can happen to screw with it.

Oh, did the Cup finals start already?

There's a difference between giving them the reaction the want (getting angry, yelling obscenities) and making fun of them for being ridiculous.....which is surely NOT what they want.

sidthekid's verbal diarrhea is acting up again. Time to diaper his head.

1995 was not our first trip to the Stanley Cup Finals, genius. Now it would appear you have a bad case of verbal diarrhea. Be silent or else we'll be forced to diaper your head.

The league is too incompetent to organize formally enough to become proto-fascist.

Classy.

LULZ. Can't imagine what he'll say if the Hawks don't win on Wednesday.

We're not playing Pittsburgh yet, neither conference final is over. So why don't we hold off on bleating about how so and so on the Wings is going to shut down so and so on the Pens.

If you [universal] think there is a conspiracy to jack the Wings in any shape, form or size.......you're a macadamia. The reffing sucks. For everyone. There is no underground lair where the refs are gathering around a hologram of Gary Bettman as he reads off a list of instructions. There are no hidden codes or hand signals, there are no checks under the table, there is no hush money. The refs just flat out suck. They missed calls on us, they missed calls on the other team. THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY.

Coffey77, in case you were wondering why I said "don't be like the others" and "be normal", look no further than sidthekid as to why I said that.

The hell?

As we proved in Game 3. It's a shame we didn't win that game, but coming back from a 3-0 deficit to force OT is no easy feat. I was proud of the guys for making it a game.

Why do these stupid fans (no matter the team) think there's some league-wide conspiracy to give the Wings an added "boost" by having the refs call the other team more strict? Isn't that an insult to our team's talent that people think we have to cheat or get outside help to win? What a bunch of wackaloons.

This is the NHL we're talking about here. Never underestimate their stupidity......they may just lower the bar a tad more.

Crosby looks like your best friend's sketchy older brother that your parents never want you to be around because he was caught with a 14 year old in his dad's old VW bus.

You know, the Avs should invest in a rodeo clown to ride the Zamboni during intermissions. I mean, if they're making their team a circus, might as well go whole-hog. Maybe a bear riding a unicycle and squirting people in the face with seltzer.

The league is run by hamsters. The SCF do not need to start so bloody early. Granted it would be cool to have a game played on my birthday (June 7th) and have it potentially be a deciding game......but we have players that could use a little rest-up time between this series and the next, should we advance.

This has the potential to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

We need him to produce against Pittsburgh? I wasn't aware he played for Carolina. Because last I checked, that's who the Pens are still playing. The damn conference finals aren't even over yet.

Clearly evidence of a league-wide conspiracy.