Electrophile

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    Well, the series has now been decided

    You know something, I want to see that. I want to see a Ducks fan stick 4 hard-boiled eggs up his butt, poop them out on the ice and then say "quack attack come back, octo-curse reverse." I would actually not give a damn about the rest of the series if that happened.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Now it's all on us. We have to come out swinging in Game 5.
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    Pavel Datsyuk: Professional Playoff Goat

    This thread is fun-nay.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    No free Arbys, no hat trick.
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    The one thing you like about anaheim

    One good thing about Anaheim? It's nowhere near me.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Oh, how I love seeing this up there.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    See, now we take it back to Hockeytown and then go back to Anaheim and gut them on their own ice. That should be fun.
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    Well, the series has now been decided

    Bad juju, Pronger. You don't touch the 'pus. You just don't do it. Are you stupid, or something?
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Let's hear it for Ozzie!!!!!! I love that he's been pwning all the haters. LOVE IT.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    WINGS WIN! WINGS WIN!! WINGS WIN!!! Now let's win it in Hockeytown and gut them on their own ice.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Please remember, Pronger touched the octopus. He touched it. The Ducks are cursed now.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    What can I say, I truly believe brevity is the soul of wit.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    ALRIGHT HANK!!!!!!!! It's an empty netter, but it's as good as gold to me.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Pronger touched the octopus? Oh dude. No. You don't do that. HAHAHAHAHA.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    OCTOPUS SIGHTING!!! WIN IT FOR THE TENTACLES!
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    KILL THESE f***S.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Come on Wings, one more goal should do it. YOU HAVE THE POWER.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    LET'S GO RED WINGS, LET'S GO!!!!!
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Y'all need to take a chill pill. We're winning this game right now. And we will win. CONFIDENCE.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    EVERYONE CHILL OUT, WE GOT THIS. WE'RE WINNING, WE'RE GOING TO WIN. WHO CARES WHAT THE SCORE IS. Come on Wings, give us a little something here. Get Mule or Hossa the hattie.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    SWEEP THE LEG. WE WIN BY TWO, THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Mmm, you're thinking Tampax.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    It was my juju that has gotten the Wings here. German girls are nice (I am one on my father's side) but the Floyd is where it's at. It's time for the Kotex Kid to go down like a cheap hooker.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    I want a PP goal here. Light up the Kotex Kid.
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    WCSF GAME 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Ducks 3

    Drugged. They've just now awoken. If this holds up in Games 5 and 6 (provided we win tonight), Anaslime is toast.