Electrophile

We're taking some ticky-tack penalties here. Knock it off.

Jimmy Howard has been a pimp all year.

I think we're seeing what the real '11-'12 Red Wings are all about, and that the 6-game losing streak was just an aberration. I want another 40 minutes just like the last 20, please.

Newt Gingrich. Both are whiny pantloads.

Well that's damn decent of them. I for sure thought that now HWSNBN as returned, the Pens would host the Winter Classic for the next 10 years. Now, as to where and whom I'd like to see us play.......Comerica is a good idea for a venue, and how about we play the Lightning? Gave us a nice run for our money last night, Steve gets to come back to Detroit again, and it'll be fun since Tampa isn't a cold-weather team.

I got negged for telling people to quit whining? The Wings were winding down the clock. It's no different than quarterbacks taking a knee late in the game. Do you ***** about that too? WE'RE WINNING. STOP IT. Bunch of got damn children.

Quit whining about the PP. We're leading by two goals, with 2 mins left in the game.

JIMMY HOWARD IS JESUS CHRIST.

I heard them mention this during the telecast; if the Wings finish this win out, we'll either be tied or will hold the top spot in the entire Western Conference. Not a bad rebound from that s***ty few weeks we had.

That is so freakin' cute. I especially like one who just shouts "row" over and over. The things that amuse me anymore.

Is Steve in Detroit? If he is, they haven't shown him on camera.

I want little guinea pigs that can row a boat.

http://freeredwings.tv/flash.html

You know, just taking a wild guess, but I don't think single Hank needed to develop superior arm/hand strength.

Colin Campbell got dumped on for not being consistent with punishments, not being transparent, and basically being a dillhole about the whole thing. Brendan Shanahan has been very consistent with punishments, has been very transparent about the process, and has not been acting like a dillhole about the whole thing. Someone want to explain to me why Shanny's getting the same level of s*** flung at him Colin Campbell did? He's doing his job. A job the person who held it previous to him did NOT do. Maybe you're all so shell-shocked by the sight of someone in charge in the league not being a world-class f*** up, you don't know what to do. It's okay. Remain calm.

LOL! That's what I get for not reading the date.

I've had a long day at work today, I'd like a Red Wings victory to go to bed on. Make it happen.

Two posts, both of which asserting that one of our star players, a player groomed to be the next captain from the start, isn't good enough to be captain. Quite interesting. Only here.

I thought it was the fat one in CSNY.

Wasn't he the guy that had that sitcom in the 80s and wore awful-looking sweaters? Oh wait, that's Cosby. Never mind.

I enjoyed watching Howard rip HWSNBN's helmet off there at the end.

This is a case of HWSNBN writing checks with his elbow that his ass can't cash. Meaning, if you're going to pull a stunt like that, whether it was warranted or unwarranted, you need to be prepared for the same happening to you. You think he is? You think he's going to take an elbow/butt-end to the face and say "Well, I did it to some other guy, so what goes around comes around"?

I was talking with Edi about this on Twitter, but watching the way Patrick Eaves hit the ice after getting hit reminded me of when Chris Pronger got hit in the chest with the puck, and it stopped his heart. He hit the ice like a felled tree. It was the first time I can remember actually holding my breath while watching a hockey game, and while I certainly had no love for him (as it continues), the idea that he could have died right there on the ice scared the f*** out of me.

Hank.

I thought the season was over in October?