Electrophile

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252009/sport..._bot_166114.htm So apparently this guy dumped some beer or something on Torts and he threw a water bottle back into the seats and it a woman in the face.....the league is investigating and he could be suspended. Also, he apparently grabbed a player's stick and tried to joust with the guy. WTF is wrong with some people?

Stay classy, Torts.

Well, we're all smart about hockey and we all know our stuff, otherwise we wouldn't waste time posting here.

I could never do what you're doing. If I go more than 48 hours without shaving my legs, I don't feel clean and I won't leave the house.

Sure. Right after we sign Claude Lemieux.

Yeah really. Maybe the dumbest fans in sports are the ones who think that their own fanbase doesn't have their own share of idiots. Case in point, waaaaaaay back in the early 90s, I went to a Blackhawks/Red Wings game at the old Chicago Stadium (The Madhouse on Madison). I'm a Wings fan, my dad is a die-hard Hawks fan. Anyway, I think the game was tied or we were leading by one...it was close, and this guy behind me who was bedecked in Wings gear from head to toe, starts screaming that all Blackhawks fans are "drunken inbreds" and that Red Wings fans are God's chosen fans. Now I'm 10, maybe 11 years old and my dad turns around and tells the guy to shut up, his child was sitting right next to him. What does the guy do? Says that since he's a Hawks fan, he must be a "drunken inbred" and then asks if I'm actually his wife. Real classy. The guy got thrown out and dumped on the curb outside, but did my dad go around thinking that all Red Wings fans were like that jackass? No, he didn't. So let's stop with the pompous assertions that because these Blue Jackets fans acted like idiots, that ALL of their fans act the same. It's rude, it's stupid and it makes you look like a fool. Now if that's what you were going for, congrats....it worked.

Gawwwd! You're so young! And yet so wise! And yes, you're a cutie, too! Tell your parents I said, "nice work!" LOL, I don't know if I'm that young. I'll be 27 in June. I've always looked younger than I am, I guess it's a curse.

Nope. Just trying to look wistful.

We want Anaheim to win, right? Because I really frickin' hate San Jose.

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Ozzie pulled something in Game 3 and didn't practice earlier today; they called up someone from the minors for that. He was wincing a lot and favoring his leg, even needing the post to help himself stand. And yeah, they commented on it quite a bit in the 2nd.

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Are you ******* kidding me? Of all time to pull this crap out of your ass, you pick now?

LOL, I don't have one. What I have though is juju. And unfortunately, I can't give you my juju.

I love that my juju worked. Guess we'll be sticking with it for the next round!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

******* HOLD ON TO THE LEAD.

I knew my changing the juju would work!!!! Thank you Pink Floyd. MULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PP goal here, boys. It's Time. Time, I tell you.

Just score one more goal, Wings. Just one more. That's all we need to wrap this crap up.

I'm changing the juju up here. We need some DSOTM juju here. Classic juju. It's Time for the Wings to Breathe and score that Money goal because it's Us and Them and we can't be Eclipsed by the Blue Jackets.

How many times must it be stated? Ken and Mickey have said numerous times that he pulled something in Game 3 and he didn't practice today. He's been favoring his leg and wincing. He's been using the post to support himself when he stands up. Would you like an MRI?

This is when we see what this team is really made of. There will more games like this in the playoffs, a true champion busts through them without even looking back.

Come on guys. Win it for Ozzie. Win it for the guy who got you to where you are right now and got that damn ring on your finger last season. MAN UP, BOYS.

Ozzie would play in a full body cast if he thought he could help the team in even a miniscule way. That's just the person he is.