Electrophile

This team makes my head hurt sometimes.

I'm one of those weirdly optimistic people.

Your avatar is obscene.

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, what the hell was that?! Let SJ be #1. We'll just win as the #2.

TIE GAME!! Alright, let's get another quick goal here and win this sucker.

Whoa, I thought Mule tied the game.

I really hope we win this game, the Wings are showing maximum energy right now.

My dad walked into the room while that goal was scored and said the exact same thing the rest of you did. And he watched Bobby Orr play, so he'd know. I guess the Wings aren't dead yet. Yet.

Thank you Nick.

I hope the Wings tie this up and then throw a few more on top just to be safe. We really need to win this game, more for morale's sake than anything else.

I don't know if they are or they aren't, I was more talking about Detroit/Michigan-born already-famous musicians. Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper....hell, even Madonna. People who know what they're doing.

They should have gotten Detroit/Michigan-born artists to record "April in the D" songs. I'd like to hear what Bob Seger comes up with.

Nice to see Pavs getting the Wings on the board.

The Wings look narcoleptic out there.

I'm female and I don't want to see women in the NHL. Physically, there's no way we as a gender could compete with the men without looking like Chyna. I'd love to see women in non-contact sports like baseball and basketball....but hockey and especially football? No thanks. The sport would have to change too much to make allowances for physical shortcomings, that the spirit of the game we all love wouldn't exist anymore. I'm not offended when men say they don't want women in the NHL because I happen to agree with them. Some things should be gender-separated and it's not sexist to say so. Men and women shouldn't have communal public bathrooms, they shouldn't have communal changing rooms in clothing stores.....there are just differences between the sexes that cannot be overcome.

How fabulous.

Nice hit, Nick.

How about a shortie here? I'd really like it if the Wings got off the pot.

Ken Kal talking about the new Wings playoff slogan. It sounds even dumber the more they talk about it.

What did this man ever do to you?

I'd like it if we got on the board here. Take some wind out of their sails.

Ooh, a powerplay......let's get a goal here.

Damn it, I'll miss this game. My best friend's bridal shower is at 1pm. Hopefully they'll kick ass in my absence.

Wings win, Hank with the hat trick. We better effing win.

My favorite part of the interview was when Nick told San Jose fans to suck it.